Conspiracy Theorist, meet Xbox live!

[pilot7893]

I was playing the free demo for this online FPS (I can't remember which one it was), and I find a rifle with zoom. I find a window and start picking the other team off. After shooting one guy, the conversation goes something like this:
-"WHAT THE **** WAS THAT BULL****?!"
-"Uh, I sniped you."
-"BUT YOU WERN'T EVEN CLOSE TO ME!!"
-"Uh yeah, a sniper rifle is a long distance weapon."
-"BUT THAT'S SO UNREALISTIC!!"
-"Excuse me?"
-"THOSE GUNS DON'T EXIST IN REAL LIFE!!"
-"Try explaining that to John F. Kennedy"
-"Oh, you believe that bull****?"
-"Pardon?"
-"Everyone knows John F. Kennedy was shot by a laser from space!"
-"unplugs mic and leaves game*
Seriosuly, is there no limit to what people will believe?

 

[the cow says moo]

Wow, I've never met anyone that stupid on live. Did he sound like a kid or an adult?

 

[Lucid]

Cool

story​

bro​

 

[Polaris]

Yeah, in 1963 orbital laser weapons were quite common. Screw scopes.

 

[Sheepo]

From that story alone I would guess that you were the one being fooled.

 

[pilot7893]

Wow, I've never met anyone that stupid on live. Did he sound like a kid or an adult?

I can't remember.

 

[Omnomnick]

Now I remember why I prefer Steam to Xbox Live!!!


Well, one of the reasons.

 

[the cow says moo]

Word of advice pilot, not too many people take kindly to the 360 here. Never stopped me, though.

 

[Kyorisu]

He trolled you good.

 

[pilot7893]

Damn right he did

 

[highlander]

hahahahaha


What.

 

[Iced_Eagle]

Haha you were the one who got fooled I'm pretty sure.

I do it to my roommate all the time. Like I'll just totally trash talk something he loves (aka Nascar). It's really good fun actually because he's all serious and frustrated, and I'm just all "Turning left isn't a sport." and basically just totally run with the gag. Eventually he realizes I'm just trying to piss him off, but it's still hilarious.

 

[MJ12]

From that story alone I would guess that you were the one being fooled.

dis hur

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Pretty certain he's messing with you.

 

[bam23]

he got you GOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddd

 

[jimbo118]

Haha you were the one who got fooled I'm pretty sure.

I do it to my roommate all the time. Like I'll just totally trash talk something he loves (aka Nascar). It's really good fun actually because he's all serious and frustrated, and I'm just all "Turning left isn't a sport." and basically just totally run with the gag. Eventually he realizes I'm just trying to piss him off, but it's still hilarious.

lul.

chrs.

 

[Gargantou]

What a moron, everyone knows that John F. Kennedy was in fact killed from a little bomb implanted into his brain by aliens!!