Conspiracy theory (& Lost Coast)

wilka91

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Guys, the Lost Coast will never be released.

Actually Lost Coast is part of an evil alien plan to take over our planet, Earth!

First "they" announce that the Lost Coast will be released, then they tell us it's about to come out, but still hold it. In the meantime, we're all sitting in front of our PC's expecting it to come out, and our bodies are weakening in the wait and some are even starving to death.

At some point, around 2007, when the Lost Coast will be just "around the corner" (says Doug Lombardi) the alien invasion will begin and humanity will be defeated in 6 hours (unless women, who never play computer games, can fight for us ... very unprobable though).

Conclusion : stop waiting. Go eat or play soccer or something. :E

PS. By "they" I mean Valve, of course. Why do you think Gabe is so fat? He's holding three aliens inside his body.
 
wilka91 said:
PS. By "they" I mean Valve, of course. Why do you think Gabe is so fat? He's holding three aliens inside his body.

I thought that was his porn stash :(
 
Lahire149 said:
lol funny, but closed...

Oh right, you closed the thread!

But wait? I can still post in this thread? Am I a mod now?

Oh, you're not a mod.
 
Murray_H said:
Oh right, you closed the thread!

But wait? I can still post in this thread? Am I a mod now?

Oh, you're not a mod.
lol...

but you do have a point, Gabe is quite the fatty...
and parabolart, please don't spam
 
No, but it's quickly degenerating into it.

No "Gabe is fat" jokes please. No site rules against it, but it WILL put you on my list.
 
Ennui said:
No, but it's quickly degenerating into it.

No "Gabe is fat" jokes please. No site rules against it, but it WILL put you on my list.

the list of what lol
 
the list of people i think are uncool and are thus somewhat meaner to

to put it this way, bliink has a list... and all of them are banned.

i'm mostly kidding though, but i really don't like people making fun of dear Gabe :)
 
Gabe is a sweetheart.
Mess with him and you have to answer to me!:frown:
 
Indeed, honour the magnificent, big, but still cute Gabe!
 
Well you can forget September thats for sure since DOD is coming out 26th so another month goes away just like that.
 
Ennui said:
No, but it's quickly degenerating into it.

No "Gabe is fat" jokes please. No site rules against it, but it WILL put you on my list.
Gabe is fat!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[SARCASM]
"MiccyNarc" is synonymous with wit. [/SARCASM]
 
Wow Gabe is fat... Alert the MEDIA AND THE INTRANET!! Who the **** cares.. Some gamers are fat.. some gamers get molested or/and beaten up by there parents... Just cause someone is fat gives you no reason to skit at them or poke them with a stick just to feel a bit better about yourself..
 
wilka91 said:
no way :rolling:

It will, and you will be banned into oblivion.

Ennui, where did all these newbs and spammers come from!?
 
Helloo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: uh......nice theory. Don't ban me.
 
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