COOL! I have a lump on my chest!
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MorganFreeman911
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Did you have a sex change recently?
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doctor: i'm afraid its quite serious
slacker: ....
doctor: we're going to have to extend the size of your penis
slacker: but i ca..
doctor: NURSE WE NEED A CRASH CART IN HERE STAT!!!!
slacker: eh? i'm fully cons...
doctor: I'M NOT LOSING THIS ONE ALMIGHTY LORD
slacker: i'll just....get my co..
doctor: HES ARRESTED!!
slacker: *no longer in the room*
doctor: sir i'm going to ask you to open your eyes and tell me your name...you've just been through a trauma
slacker: *no longer in the room*
doctor: your name plz
slacker: *no longer in the room*
doctor: YOUR NAME DAMMIT
slacker: *no longer in the room*
doctor: nurse we've lost him. time of death, 4:22pm. may he be in the hands of god now
nurse: sob sob
doctor: DON'T BE DELERIOUS WOMAN *SLAP*
nurse: i'm....i'm sorry doctor. SNOOOOGGGGG
doctor: i'll just get the door
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Fun fact: Men can get breast cancer
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Maybe it's just a cheeto?
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LOL I fell over laughing when he said that...
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Oh, f*cking hell. Do NOT google image search that :x
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I know that, I was trying to make a funny.
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That's it. First the girlfriend Quakecon retard comment, now this.
I'm going to bed.
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Or it didn't happen.
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oh yeah look at me,I am the internet and I am da serious :|
you are just mad that we dont dance at the hilary duff songs
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I'm a doctor and based on your description of the growth I can tell you with utmost certainty you have cancer.
Terminal cancer.
Terminal cancer.
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I have seen this type of lump many times and I love to hear every excuse under the sun on why it has appeared.
When you strain your muscles sometimes you will get tissue bulging out of the muscle which feels like a lump. For example, if you are a keen cyclist you might have a lump or two on your carves and thighs due to the muscles being damaged. Over a few months the lump/s will disappear as the muscle repairs it's self.
The only way to stop getting these irritating lumps is to stop cycling or stop masturbating.
When you strain your muscles sometimes you will get tissue bulging out of the muscle which feels like a lump. For example, if you are a keen cyclist you might have a lump or two on your carves and thighs due to the muscles being damaged. Over a few months the lump/s will disappear as the muscle repairs it's self.
The only way to stop getting these irritating lumps is to stop cycling or stop masturbating.
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stop masturbating?! ARE YOU HIGH!?!?!?
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