Corniest movies...

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What are some of the corniest movies youve ever seen? Ones that you busted out laughing at the horrible acting, special effects...etc. The 2 corniest movies Ive seen are probably Road Rage and Jet Li Legends.

Road Rage is probably one of the worst american movies Ive seen, its about 2 people who are getting chased by a guy in a truck. It starts out in the freeway and he chases them for the entire movie, he seems to be the jason of driving. Not only is the acting horrible but the action makes no sense and isnt intense at all. At one time in the movie the truck chases them, and somehow (i forgot just how) catches on fire and continues to chase them. Ugh. Quite funny though.

Jet Li Legends is one of the funniest movies Ive ever seen, the special effects are so bad its unbelievable. In the opening scene a man on a horse tries to catch up to a boat, he reaches the boat and while on the horse jumps onto the boat. The funny thing is you can tell it is a toy when it shows him jumping to the boat! There is some much better scenes that are much funnier but I dont wanna ruin them for you so go rent it! There is also another very funny Jet Li movie, the title has "legend" in it (cant remember name) and there is a small boy with him, it is equally funny. :)
 
heh @ road rage. That was actually based on an old film with a now famous actor ( who's name I forget, ironicly ) where he got chased by this madman in a truck through the desert etc etc. Think he only got out of his car about five times and that was in isolated areas.

Even though the film was all based in a car with the odd trick or two to confuse the trucker, it was excellent.
 
Starship Troopers, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and Andy Warhols Frankenstein. All were perfectly awful movies.
 
Gymkata:

A combination of martial arts and gymnastics, the hero works for the government and is sent to a small European country to be America's entrant in "The Game," a rigorous maze of certain death. If he makes it through in one piece, the foreign government will allow him to leave the country alive along with one favor. His favor if he wins: allow the U.S. to install a "Star Wars" satellite in their country to keep the world at peace. It's a good thing for Thomas that every time he gets in a tight spot, a piece of gymnastics apparatus (like a pommel horse) just happens to be nearby

..need I say more


(actually when I saw it I liked it: I was really into all sorts of martial arts movie with people flying 20 feet high and chopping through trees, but now I realize that it was ahem, crap.)
 
Plan 9 from outer space. I actually sat and watched that once. I respect Ed Wood for his guts to keep trying.. But sometimes people should just give up :)
 
Just watched T3, I cringed whenever Arnie said "back".
 
Fast and the Furious - worst movie i've ever seen.
 
Warbie said:
Fast and the Furious - worst movie i've ever seen.
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2 Fast 2 Furious was worse

Hands down, the WORST movie ever created is Extreme Ops
It's about some "extreme" ski/snowboarders who are sleeping in the swiss alps (or some place) in an unfinished hotel while shooting a commercial where they trigger and outrun an avalanche. Little do they know that there are terrorists in the very same hotel!

..I walked out on this movie in the theatres, it was THAT bad.
 
Any of the delta force movies.. Dear god why did I sit and watch them so painfully say every word after word! Why why why!

Of course this was along time ago.. Damn!! All that money spent on therapy gone!
 
D33 said:
heh @ road rage. That was actually based on an old film with a now famous actor ( who's name I forget, ironicly ) where he got chased by this madman in a truck through the desert etc etc. Think he only got out of his car about five times and that was in isolated areas.
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That would be Duel, Stephen Spielberg's first film. Dennis Weaver was the lead actor. It's an excellent film.
 
Abom|nation said:
That would be Duel, Stephen Spielberg's first film. Dennis Weaver was the lead actor. It's an excellent film.
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That's the one!
 
Fast and the Furious was completely awful...and nearly everyone I know liked it...

I think one of the corniest movies I've seen lately...is the old Time Machine. The Morlochs are just funny. The chick's name is Weena...which is laughable...and just overall funny.

Don't get me wrong..it's a good flick..but there's just some things in it that make you laugh or be like.. .wtf..
 
lol, xXx was MEANT to be bad, guys. It was so bad it was good, seriously. :)
 
No, it wasn't.. it was supposedly the american answer to James Bond (godawful films in the first place)
 
xXx, Charlies angles 1 and 2. Any chuck norris movie, any movie that has 17 year old twins that are very rich and used to make sing along movies. (I wont dare utter there evil names!)
 
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

oh...my...GOD. this movie is off the scale in the cheese factor. nice graphics shame about the total lack of a film.

hmm...also i hate jerry bruckheimer films...corny/cheesy whatever you want to call his films...he knows how to make his corn/cheese.
 
Dedalus said:
hmm...also i hate jerry bruckheimer films...corny/cheesy whatever you want to call his films...he knows how to make his corn/cheese.
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Wow.. we got serious beef now... Jerry Bruckheimer has had some great movies.

The Rock
Pirates of the Caribbean
Bad Boys I & II
Black Hawk Down - (Some liked it.. some didn't)
Pearl Harbor
The CSI Series'
Remember the Titans
Enemy of the State
Con Air
Crimson Tide
Days of Thunder
Top Gun

Some of my favorite movies are here.

The only thing that he should be slapped in the face for IMO is Kangaroo Jack....what the hell was he thinking?
 
holy crapola on a stick...some of those 'films' are so full of shit it's unbelievable.

take any one of those films and i guaruntee more than 10 cringe moments where you just want to slap him across the face with a dead fish.

pearl harbour *weeps*
 
Oo don't forget seinfield and friends(i think)!
 
mrBadger said:
No, it wasn't.. it was supposedly the american answer to James Bond (godawful films in the first place)
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Guess you have to enjoy blowoff movies, as I like to call them :) lol, I dunno, I went in expecting zero, came out with zero. It was as bad as I had made it out to be and that allowed me to enjoy it
 
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