Corrupt a Wish

[Whatthecell]

Lets play the Corrupt a wish game!
The point of the game is to make a wish. Then the person below you must grant it. However you must put a twist on it to corrupt it.

Example.

Wish: I wish the world to be peaceful.

Replier: Granted, but the world becomes dull and boring and you commit sucide to have fun.


My wish: I wish that Portal 2 and Episode 3 would be released simultaneously, tomorrow.

 

[Raziaar]

Your wish is granted, but as a twist your thread gets locked!

 

[Eejit]

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Someone bypassed the age question.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Your wish is granted, but as a twist your thread gets locked!

Raziaar wins!