Country Crock Mashed Potatoes

[RakuraiTenjin]

Just a warning, do not eat.

No, it's nothing with taste. They were delicious, I had a serving Wednesday night.

Result was Thursday morning 4am I am on the toilet with explosive diarrhea. I even stayed home because I felt so ill.

I thought that Friday morning I was feeling better, got to school. Stomach RUMBLED HORRIBLY. I went to the nurse and I guess I passed out for 2 hours. Nurse woke me up and told me "Hey it's the middle of third hour you feeling any better?"

I wasn't, but I didn't want to miss any more work so I pulled through the rest of the day.

I am still here, having to go to the bathroom because of country crock mashed potatoes. I know it was them. Just to think of the texture and look makes me want to vomit.

DO NOT EAT THEM.

 

[Shamrock]

I ate them before. They were good. You must suck.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

They were delicious dude and the most fluffy (oh god it makes me sick to even think...) but they gave me explosive runs you can't deny that they ruined the past 2 days.

I feel HORRIBLE.

 

[Uriel]

heh heh heh, explosive poopy!

FUNNEH!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

It would be funny in all situations but this one. >:[

 

[15357]

Get some emergency medication from the doctor.

 

[Uriel]

So........... have you got more than you bargained for yet? You know the "UH OH"

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Get some emergency medication from the doctor.

It's not an emergency and I'm not driving all the way into town for some stuff half a bottle of Tums, these strong ass pills of soemthing, and pepto can semi subdue

 

[Qonfused]

Why even try them? They look nasty in the store.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Wear teh adult diapees! They couldn't have nuked your bowels that badly, could they?

 

[Raziaar]

Does your bathroom need retiling now?

 

[Uriel]

Or new plaster on the ceiling?

 

[Skaadi]

Just remember
http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=92273

 

[Dumb Dude]

The commercials for everything Country Crock are pretty stupid I think.

 

[Raziaar]

The commercials for everything Country Crock are pretty stupid I think.

Country Crock of shit.

 

[OvA]

wow...these made me sick too

 

[Uriel]

The commercials for everything Country Crock are pretty stupid I think.

No kiddin, last time one was on my mom told me to calm down because i was freaking out about how stupid it was. I want everyone involved with those commercials to be sacked.

 

[Sulkdodds]

It's God punishing you.
Or the potatoes have been set specifically to recognise your genetic code and are even now preparing to stop your heart stone dead!