Covered in insect bites...

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...Being eaten alive! Help! Before it is too late!
The itching! Oh god how it the itching itches!
Mankind.... doomed... SAVE YOURSELVES!



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Can't one enjoy cycling in the beautiful British countryside without being raped by bloodthirsty insects? They all die off when it gets cold so how do they come back!? This is the pinnacle of evolution, nothing will stop them now!
It's a god damn Gnatzi invasion!
 
I don't understand the nazi thing at all.
 
...Being eaten alive! Help! Before it is too late!
The itching! Oh god how it the itching itches!
Mankind.... doomed... SAVE YOURSELVES!



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Can't one enjoy cycling in the beautiful British countryside without being raped by bloodthirsty insects? They all die off when it gets cold so how do they come back!? This is the pinnacle of evolution, nothing will stop them now!
It's a god damn Gnatzi invasion!

We just got a shit ton of hoverflies up here.

Harmless, but fun to see people wigging out thinking they are wasps.

Wasps have fatter abdomens with much brighter and sharper yellow-black colouration, with bright yellow legs and feelers.

And they don't hover in the way hoverflies do.

And hoverflies have reddish eyes.


In fact to mistake a hover fly for a wasp is really stupid.
 
I hate being covered in insect bites. Chigger bites are especially annoying.
 
Thanks for clearing that up, Rav.

I *Really* Appreciate it.
 
We just got a shit ton of hoverflies up here.

Harmless, but fun to see people wigging out thinking they are wasps.

Wasps have fatter abdomens with much brighter and sharper yellow-black colouration, with bright yellow legs and feelers.

And they don't hover in the way hoverflies do.

And hoverflies have reddish eyes.


In fact to mistake a hover fly for a wasp is really stupid.

True dat, I'm pretty sure the hoverfly doesn't have anything resembling a stinger either. But I seem to be able to differentiate between them ok anyway. After stepping on a wasps nest when I was younger and being mauled by them, I know how to spot a real wasp, scream like a girl and run for the hills.
 
my friend had a fundraiser beruit tournament at his house in the town I grew up and he lives right next to a damn swamp. I counted 21 mosquito bites on my legs. Right now I have one that is friggen killing me.

5 coats of bug spray.
 
pray to ****ing god you don't have these guys around

http://www.csa.com/discoveryguides/insect/images/tigermos.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_tiger_mosquito

these mother****ers invaded west/east southern europe some years ago and they almost eradicated normal previous mosquitoes.

these new tiger ones:

-are active the whole day, not just at dusk,
-they are very bold,
-they have a painless and quick puncture but after a few minutes it starts itching like hell. by the time you realize they are half a mile away.
-they carry diseases

the only good thing about them is they emit no sound so atleast you can sleep without them making irritating noises.

i generally am not for exterminating animal species...but i'm willing to throw a blind eye to whoever eradicates them. all of them mother****ers!!
 
what the hell are the bats doing...it's their job to kill these bastards.
 
A lot of bats are dying off because of insecticides. Not only do the insecticides kill the bat's source of food, but bugs digest the insecticide, then the bats eat the poisoned bugs.
 
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