Crazy news/laws

[guitars savior]

Guess it could turn into an interesting topic.

Police in San Diego, Calif., arrested Nicholas Anthony Vitalich, 24, after he reportedly hit his girlfriend several times with a 10-pound tuna. ?People will use whatever weapon they have available. In this case it was a fish,? a police spokesman said. Two weeks later, commercial fisherman Anthony Scott Tucker, 37, was arrested by San Diego Harbor Police after allegedly hitting a customer with a 20-pound tuna. The victim was treated for broken bones and a concussion. Both men could face felony assault charges. (AP, Reuters) ...And if either victim dies, they could face charges of death with a salty weapon.

stick to the basics, get a FAH-Q paddle

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Death by a salty weapon? Lol, are they just making laws up? Why not just do murder?

 

[Stigmata]

Why not just call everything "death by physics"? It'd streamline everything

 

[Gunner]

Death by a salty weapon... ****ing retarded.

 

[Jintor]

I hope that last bit was a joke.

 

[Cormeh]

It's still assault. :|

EDIT: NO PUN INTENDED.

 

[guitars savior]

In jail for 'accidently' owning your wife with a fish