Creepiest. website. ever?

[Lucid]

I'd say so.

Warning: If you're high right now use extreme caution when entering the website... it's a mindfuck.

Looking through the site I nearly shit myself on a few occasions.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What the holy f*ck?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Oh yeah, this is an old one, but... I still can't even click enter :|

 

[Geogaddi]

Annoying, yes. Creepy, not so much.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I remember a year ago or so a guy on another forum having this as his homepage. Creeped me out the first time I wandered it =/

 

[Bad^Hat]

Trudy gives people lice! She eats rotten bananas and smells like spoiled milk!

 

[<RJMC>]

I remenber that

 

[Que-Ever]

I love this website.

 

[AKIRA]

nothing creepy about it at all, just really annoying.

Clowns never scare me, they make me want to punch them in their faces because they're so god damn loud and colorful..like you're a clown what the hell are you so happy about?! LOL

 

[xcellerate]

I didn't see anything even slightly scary, what is going on?

 

[Krynn72]

not scary.

 

[AKIRA]

Clowns are lower than telemarketers haha

 

[CyberPitz]

Ah yes, old as ****..but it does win the "creepiest web site ever"

 

[Bad^Hat]

Somehow it's less creepy with sound. I visited earlier without and was like "**** this", then I came back and had the speakers on and it was more just "WTF".

 

[Lucid]

It just creeps me out because the person in the costume reminds me of a serial killer.

It's a wtf-creepy type thing.

 

[Hazar]

http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

 

[The Monkey]

I'm not gonna enter it.

 

[Dynasty]

Aha everytime someone says something about a clown, i immediately think of the joke:

How do you get a clown off a swing?





















By hitting him in the face with an axe.

 

[xcellerate]

How do you get a clown off a swing?

By hitting him in the face with an axe.

not directly an attack at you, but these jokes are terrible. They go for the shock value and randomness of the punch line, but the majority of them are such a far stretch they just fall flat.

What's black, white, and has trouble with revolving doors?


A nun with a spear through her chest!!!

Why is it a nun? Why couldn't it just be a guy in a black suit and a white button-down? Why couldn't it be an interracial couple with a spear through both of them? Why couldn't it be a black guy in a super-pimp all white suit? Why is it through her chest? Why not her shoulder blade? Why not her leg?

The clown joke just doesn't have anything that holds it together, lets type it out like this:
How do you get a _____ off a ______?

By hitting him in the ______ with a _______.

As long as the blanks are filled in with the proper types of words, the joke could work with anything.


Jokes need to at least be somewhat relevant...or take a new spin to an old joke at least.

Old:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.


New:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.


This one 'works', because the person is thinking it's going to be the old joke again, so they let their guard down and prepare to be unamused; then they hear the punch line, they're unprepared and it's appropriate; the holocaust is worse than finding a worm in your apple. Sure a lot of things could work instead of the holocaust, but saying 'the holocaust' is so short and brief and has such powerful, negative, and racist connotations behind it that it's probably the best situation to use. Of course the 'new' version only works if the person is familiar with the old joke.

...I don't know, my friend sent me a joke thread last night and I was bored and read through a couple of pages and a lot of the jokes were like that clown joke. I read it, and just think, "Why a clown, why is he on the swing, and why do I want him out of the swing?"


I guess that's just how I feel about it. I'm writing an essay right now, so I'm sort of an 'essay' mood...if you can't tell.

 

[<RJMC>]

not directly an attack at you, but these jokes are terrible. They go for the shock value and randomness of the punch line, but the majority of them are such a far stretch they just fall flat.

What's black, white, and has trouble with revolving doors?


A nun with a spear through her chest!!!


They need to at least be somewhat relevant...or take a new spin to an old joke at least.

Old:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.


New:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

yes those jokes are anoying

they remind me of that show that was like a reality show of cartoons and all the time it was about jokes like that,it was anoying like "and here comes another racist joke"

 

[Ravioli]

****
that
shit

i shat myself from watching Saw so what makes you think i can handle this site?

*hides in corner*

 

[DannyC.]

http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

what the living Christ?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Why'd the boy fall off his bike?

Cause someone threw a fridge at him.



The only random joke I will ever need ^_^

 

[Azner]

It So ****ing Bright And Colourful! My Eyes!

 

[Dumb Dude]

Random jokes suck and its the reason why so many people think Family Guy is a funny show. Its a stupid show that 100% of the time follows the same stupid format: very little "plot" and lots of stupid "kinda like that time when...*flash back*" moments which are also 100% of the time irrelevant and unfunny.

 

[Dr. Breen]

Random jokes suck and its the reason why so many people think Family Guy is a funny show. Its a stupid show that 100% of the time follows the same stupid format: very little "plot" and lots of stupid "kinda like that time when...*flash back*" moments which are also 100% of the time irrelevant and unfunny.

I wouldn't necessarily say the show is totally unentertaining, but I do agree with you that they overdo the "flashbacks."