Creepy Half-Life 1 DM Experience

Sheikah42

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Okay guys this has been bugging me for the past 32 minutes.

Earlier I was playing a game of Half-Life 1 Deathmatch. I couldn't find a Stalkyard server, so I decided to create my own game with the map Stalkyard. After starting it, I maybe ran around the entire map for a good 10 minutes waiting for someone to join/stocking up on weapons/armor.

And then it happened.

Somebody joined. His name was like RabidSnowBall77 or something gay like that. I figured I should go find him and blow him up. So I spend about another 5 minutes running around stalkyard looking for him. I ask him where he is. No response. I spend another 5 minutes running around looking for him "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU" I ask. No response. After another 5 minutes of looking I say "look, if you don't tell me where you're hiding, I'm leaving." He finally responds with "I don't want to hurt you."

WHAT THE **** IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

I'm playing Half-Life 1. It's like 1:40 AM. I'm in a deathmatch game that's like 8 years old, and some guy is saying he doesn't want to hurt me. Talk about creepy.

I figure this guy is obviously coked out or something. Then I remembered in the box room there was a box that opened and closed where you could find satchel charges. I go to see if he's hiding in there. I open the door and I see a zombie character holding a crowbar. He was just standing there. I was holding shotgun to him and he was just standing in that closed box with a crowbar. I thought for a second he must be AFK.

But then something else happened.

He hits me with his ****ing crowbar!

I didn't even want to pull the trigger on this champion. So I run away, and he starts chasing me with the crowbar. I do a full circle around the map, and end up back in the boxes room. By now he's ways behind me. So I go and I hide somewhere up top way on the boxes. I look down, and I see him enter the room again.

He goes straight back into the box he was hiding in the first place, yes while holding the crowbar.

Then he says "please I don't want to hurt you"

I jumped down, opened the box again and pointed my shotgun at him without firing.

I knew he wasn't AFK this time either because his character was looking around when I opened the box door.

He just stood there looking at me and I kept my shotgun pointed straight at him. Then he comes up to me and hits me with the crowbar again, turns around, runs back into the box, and turns around to face me again.

By this time I had already blown his ****ing brains out and quit the game.

Anyways I just felt like sharing that story with you, I've never seen anything like this. I don't think I'm gonna go back to playing Half-Life 1 deathmatch. I'm kinda creeped out right now, I don't know why!
 
Did you ever kill him? You just...quit the game?

*shitting pants*

-Angry Lawyer
 
Oooh I remember one! Not exactly creepy though...

One time I was playing dod_caen...in DoD...and everyone started to leave the server. After the last player left I stayed around for a minute, shooting and exploring the map, alone. It felt weird. Then someone joined, and joined the axis while I was allies (british). After a moment, he...asked me if I wanted to have a tea party. So I jokingly said something like sure I'll bring the biscuits, but we actually ended up meeting at allied second flag and just stood there, pretending to have tea, and talked (typed) about life. Eventually he left the game, and once again I was alone, and it was even more creepy now. Then I started looking for servers with only one or two people in them so I could have tea parties with them. Didn't find a whole lot though iirc...

Yea, the end. :D

-Angry Lawyer
 
Idonotbelonghere said:
Oooh I remember one! Not exactly creepy though...

One time I was playing dod_caen...in DoD...and everyone started to leave the server. After the last player left I stayed around for a minute, shooting and exploring the map, alone. It felt weird. Then someone joined, and joined the axis while I was allies (british). After a moment, he...asked me if I wanted to have a tea party. So I jokingly said something like sure I'll bring the biscuits, but we actually ended up meeting at allied second flag and just stood there, pretending to have tea, and talked (typed) about life. Eventually he left the game, and once again I was alone, and it was even more creepy now. Then I started looking for servers with only one or two people in them so I could have tea parties with them. Didn't find a whole lot though iirc...

Yea, the end. :D

-Angry Lawyer
Lol, you would never do that in CS thats for sure.

I do shit like that Zombie bloke did. I try scare people while playing games late at night. (If I am playing games late at night.)
 
Did you ever kill him? You just...quit the game?

haha yes i killed him when he ran back into the box that last time. it was so weird.
 
dang, ive had similar experiences in servers on the hidden. me and the hidden and he keeps moving around but doesnt attack me for about 4 minutes... and i cant freaking see him!
 
Thats...strange :|

why are other people copying the signature sign off of Angry Lawyer?
 
Got scary images of that in my mind while reading it :| pretty freaky tbh ....
 
I've read a very good sci-fi book which had the story, among others, of a guy stuck in a virtual deathmatch game, played by both AI creatures and people. He can kill all the monsters easily but won't shoot any human players - just refuses to.

Remembering that book, the story's even more freaky.
 
I have to try that on a 1on1 CSS server. That'd be awesome!

-Blatant Copier
 
I've done weirder stuff on HL2DM :p
You used to be able to change your player model to anything with sv_cheats to 1, and if you didn't precache the model you'd be invisible :p
God, I scared a lot of newbies with that.
"Where do you think I am?"
*hits noob*
Noob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" (seriously, he screamed :LOL:)
 
Dude.. I was in a game once, and SilentKillar200K kept making gargling noises through voice chat, adn I couldn't find him, even though I searched all over, and it was freaking me out.... Then, Suddenly... the phone rang, and it was the cops, and they told me HE WAS VOICE MESSAGING ME FROM INSIDE MY HOUSE!!!!! Then, The phoe rang again.... and a little girls said SEVEN DAYS.... OMFG... THEN, ALL MY FRIENDS DIED IN FREAKISH ACCIDENTS WHILE PLAYING HL2DM>!!!

Nice story though. I love all the random stuff that can happen in multiplayer games. I always thought it would be cool if I was playing someone, and found out that it was a long lost friend, or my next door neighbor, or a famous person, or something liek that. I wonder how many movie stars I have obliterated in DM games. Hell, I may have even smacked the president with a radiator...although I highly doubt it.
 
Finger said:
Nice story though. I love all the random stuff that can happen in multiplayer games. I always thought it would be cool if I was playing someone, and found out that it was a long lost friend, or my next door neighbor, or a famous person, or something liek that. I wonder how many movie stars I have obliterated in DM games. Hell, I may have even smacked the president with a radiator...although I highly doubt it.
Finger (TOILET BASH) George Bush

George Bush : fu
 
Finger said:
Dude.. I was in a game once, and SilentKillar200K kept making gargling noises through voice chat, adn I couldn't find him, even though I searched all over, and it was freaking me out.... Then, Suddenly... the phone rang, and it was the cops, and they told me HE WAS VOICE MESSAGING ME FROM INSIDE MY HOUSE!!!!! Then, The phoe rang again.... and a little girls said SEVEN DAYS.... OMFG... THEN, ALL MY FRIENDS DIED IN FREAKISH ACCIDENTS WHILE PLAYING HL2DM>!!!
It happened to you too?! :O
 
hehe sound funny. Well, im usaly the creapy guy sometimes. If im bored i usaly do somthing wired.
 
Yeah, I've done that before. OH and one time, i was playing CS:S and this guy killed me. So I start screaming into my mic shit like 'OMG ****ING HACKER STOP USING AUTOAIM ON ME NOOB'. I was told to stfu. I kept doing that whenever he killed me, until everyone had muted mic-audio. So I started typing it. Finally the admin banned him, lmao. I thought it was funny he kept hunting me down even with me screaming about him hacking. I ended up just standing around until he shot me. I'd hide behind a small pot, so I'd be completely visible, and then he'd come along and kill me.

I win at pretending to be a 12-year-old CS noob.
 
Yeah, I've done that before. OH and one time, i was playing CS:S and this guy killed me. So I start screaming into my mic shit like 'OMG ****ING HACKER STOP USING AUTOAIM ON ME NOOB'. I was told to stfu. I kept doing that whenever he killed me, until everyone had muted mic-audio. So I started typing it. Finally the admin banned him, lmao. I thought it was funny he kept hunting me down even with me screaming about him hacking. I ended up just standing around until he shot me. I'd hide behind a small pot, so I'd be completely visible, and then he'd come along and kill me.

I win at pretending to be a 12-year-old CS noob.

I really despise people that act like that on online games, really ruins the fun :(
 
I do too. I don't usually do that, when I play. This was more just to see if all the people who get kicked from servers really were hacking or not. I dunno, maybe the guy really was hacking and I unwittingly caught him.

And, hah, I'm a CS noob, so I don't really play. I'm not a 12-year-old CS noob though :p
 
I've read a very good sci-fi book which had the story, among others, of a guy stuck in a virtual deathmatch game, played by both AI creatures and people. He can kill all the monsters easily but won't shoot any human players - just refuses to.

Remembering that book, the story's even more freaky.



what was the name of this book, i am intrugued
 
Admiral Kill said:
I've read a very good sci-fi book which had the story, among others, of a guy stuck in a virtual deathmatch game, played by both AI creatures and people. He can kill all the monsters easily but won't shoot any human players - just refuses to.

Remembering that book, the story's even more freaky.



what was the name of this book, i am intrugued
I would too it actually sounds pretty interesting.
 
I remember i got something weird one night, i was playing CS with only one other guy i never met before. This guy was keeping fragging me what ever i did. I felt he saw me coming through the walls. That's a very common cheat, so right at the moment i was starting to type "i'm sure you're cheating" the phone rang. It's just on my desk so i answer quickly and i just heared " i see you coming in that hall, you will be dead soon once again".
Of course it was just a friend fooling me, but the suprise to hear that in the phone at 4 AM in the night, that was a bit weird!!
 
If one of my friends was hacking i'd be straight round there at 4am introducing Mr.Bat to his face :)
 
The book's "Labyrinth of Reflections" by Sergey Lukianenko. It's in Russian, so I guess that means most of you wouldn't be able to read it... then again, one enthusiast has written a somewhat decent translation to English. Interested parties can PM me.
 
Drackard said:
If one of my friends was hacking i'd be straight round there at 4am introducing Mr.Bat to his face :)
Yeah you're the only one allowed to hack!!!
 
I always get scared when I'm on servers by myself, even when it's not late at night. I was on The Specialists one time alone on a server, and i didn't know that for some reason the server had a bot with the gonarch model running around the map. Until I saw it coming round a corner. I couldn't play for days I was so terrified.
 
nice story :LOL:
just the other night i was playing CSS and had to go afk because of a phone call.
when i get back i see a T' dropping the bomb and picking it up (repeatedly) at me...and well..i just loaded one shot into his head and that won the round for the CT's :LOL:
not quite so creepy...but im pretty sure he was jolted by that...and everyone in the server had a good laugh too :D
 
I liked the one with the Gonarch model. That is so cool to visualise...
 
Yeah, I get freaked out playing alone on servers too, any time of the day. I know I've met some weirdos on games but I cant remember any of them...
 
My story is a bit unrelated, but since we are talking about weird people here goes.

One time I was playing CS and this guy with the name "Hostage" on CS_office, stood around like a real hostage. He just stood there waiting for people and everyone would kill him. He would go like "You killed a hostage you lost 5,000$ and your virginity" next round. Someone tried to rescue him but he got knifed by someone else. So on the 9th round all that was left was me and him, so I just came up to him and the hostages, pressed e and ran to spawn. He was like "hostage saved" then I loaded a bullet in his skull just as we won the round with all the hostages at the site.

So on the 12th round he changed his name to "Angry Hostage" owned everyone a few times , I mean he completly owned everyone. Then he left..
 
CookieCuttah said:
My story is a bit unrelated, but since we are talking about weird people here goes.

One time I was playing CS and this guy with the name "Hostage" on CS_office, stood around like a real hostage. He just stood there waiting for people and everyone would kill him. He would go like "You killed a hostage you lost 5,000$ and your virginity" next round. Someone tried to rescue him but he got knifed by someone else. So on the 9th round all that was left was me and him, so I just came up to him and the hostages, pressed e and ran to spawn. He was like "hostage saved" then I loaded a bullet in his skull just as we won the round with all the hostages at the site.

So on the 12th round he changed his name to "Angry Hostage" owned everyone a few times , I mean he completly owned everyone. Then he left..
heh, nice :D
 
LOL, 'Angry Hostage' :LOL:
Don't know why but that's just funny
 
Idonotbelonghere said:
LOL, 'Angry Hostage' :LOL:
Don't know why but that's just funny

hmm...can we confirm if Angry Lawyer was playing at the time? :D
 
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