CSI: Miami One-Liners

[Tyguy]

One of the greatest shows on tv, and one of the greatest actors....well, maybe not the greatest actor, but damn he looks bad ass in sunglasses.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Baal]

hahahha I don't know whether to take this seriously or not.

"So this accident, was no accident at all" *YAHHHHHHHHHHHH*

This keeps getting funnier

 

[CyberPitz]

I don't think I've found any of them funny.. \= Reminds me of things PeeWee would say to be funny.

*EDIT* Dear god..the sunglasses...stop putting them on while pausing for a "funny" line.

 

[Steven]

CSI: Miami is the most stupid and unrealistic show on TV, and generally stupid and unrealistic shows are all thats ever on TV.

 

[StardogChampion]

Those are so cheesy. So damn stupid how he puts on his glasses in the middle of his one-liners.

 

[Gunner]

Anyone notice how he's ALWAYS slumped? he can't stand straight or face the camera with his head and entire body, he's always hunched or slouching. He's gotta have a back problem or sumthing.

 

[Moto]

As he delivers the one-liner, he always puts on his glasses and VERY quickly runs off camera. Soooooo cheesy.

 

[Dekstar]

I think...
*Puts on glasses*
That kinda sucks...
*runs*

 

[clarky003]

haha, 'That what happens when worlds collide' 'YAHHHHH' . 'A dead body can have that affect on you' YAHHHHHH! funneh.

 

[Dalamari]

the "YAAAAH" makes it 10x funnier

 

[Dekstar]

is the YAAAAAAAAH like that in the actual show (like do the one-liners always come before a commercial break?) or is it put in after y'think?

 

[Ridge]

Sometimes they are there, some of the times this guy edited them in.

Most of those werent even one-liners, just statements :S

And Miami is probably the worst of them all. I prefer Vegas over the other 2 by a mile...

 

[CrazyHarij]

the "YAAAAH" makes it 10x funnier

truth

but csi isn't that bad actually. i like csi las vegas the most though

 

[Stigmata]

The only good one:

"So what's her status?"
"She's either dead, or dying."

It would have been a quality line if it wasn't for the pause and sunglasses.

 

[Gunner]

truth

but csi isn't that bad actually. i like csi las vegas the most though

I only watch vegas, the others just suck. Too much techno music and too much bad acting. Vegas is a tad more realistic too.

 

[Viperidae]

Lol, after Joseph (Jessef?) explodes, HORATIO'S glasses mysteriously disappear.

 

[The Monkey]

I hate this show with a passion.

Awesome clip, though. Was just about to start a new thread with this, but found this one.

 

[<RJMC>]

"looks like people think"
*puts sunglasses*
"those one liners are cool*
*run*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[CptStern]

ugh david caruso is cringe worthy ..what a cheesy actor for a chessy show

oh and the scream is from the theme song which is the Who's Wont get fooled again

 

[French Ninja]

"Drive By.........Miami Style" *YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

"You don't spend $1000 on clothes...that you're never gonna wear." *YAAAAAAAA*



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRwET1NOfg[/youtube]
Seriously, whats with the sunglasses?!

 

[Baratos]