Css Haikus To Pass Time

[Wraith]

its starting to feel like every minute is a lifetime. i want to play this damn game, i have made 4 haikus, read them and post your own CSS haikus.


i want to play you
you look so ****ing awesome
you make me cry lots


you have great physics
and interpenetration
that last part is gay


love you, CSS
but you are making me cry
please let me play you


ill spend lots of time
just playing with your physics
then ill shoot people

 

[CyberSh33p]

wraith is really bored
here is a spoiler for you:
you will die alone.

 

[Wraith]

cybersheep is mean
he made me cry like a little girl
this isnt quite a haiku

 

[estling]

I am 11
So are you
I'm a geek without a life
You are the game that will replace my wife
You and me, CSS, you and me.

 

[CyberSh33p]

I thought that we had
a haiku thread way back when
these are quite fun though

 

[CrazyHarij]

lol @ all damn nerds
CS:S will suck the big one
i am gonna shoot myself

 

[CyberSh33p]

stfu dude
you suck much crazyharij
choke on a donut

 

[Gunner]

omg noob
I will pwn you
in cs sauce.

 

[bliink]

Flaming in haiku
I think this is a new low
God help the forum

 

[CyberSh33p]

hopeless bleak despair
life has no meaning to me
do we have purpose?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Are you there jebus?
I want my cee ess ess plz
Amen kthx bye

 

[Illegal Amigo]

hax0r terrorists
awp whores and shield-cocks
hl2 will pwn