"Ctpwner696's guide to machinima" Machinima Parody VA's Needed.

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This is copy pasta btw.

I've just finished the script on a machinima parody I'm making so I figure the next stage would be looking for some voice actors. The lowdown on the plot is: Ctpwner696 a failed machinima maker who seems to think he's brilliant decides to give out his guide on machinima making. The deadline is the 21st of January. Contact me at [email protected] using the excerpts of the script provided send me a voice sample and I will get back you.

Clive -
A misinformed individual who doesn't really seem to know what's really going on. He's an obsession with big objects and blurts stuff about them randomly.

Clive: I think we should have BIG GUNS.
Ctpwner 696: Very original Clive I haven?t hear-
Clive: BIG GUNS!
Ctpwner 696:We know that Clive let me conti-
Clive: BIG COC-
Ctpwner696: Ok that?s enough from you Clive. Anyone else?

There's no need to read the ctpwner's lines there just background to give you an idea on what's going on. That goes for further script excerpts.

John -
A good hearted man who has seem to got himself involved with Ctpwner's machinima's.

John: Ok! Ok! I?m sorry just don?t hurt my family. Leave my kids alone please!
Ctpwner696: THE CAMERA?S ON! YOU ****WIT!
John: Sorry!

Harry -
Very much the same as John, a good hearted man who has somehow got himself involved with Ctpwner's machinima's.

Ctpwner696: Wow he captured the essence of that character really well!
Harry: Ct he?s like 11 years old?.
Ctpwner696; I SAID HE CAPTURED THE ESSENCE OF THE CHARACTER REALLY WELL!
Harry starts crying
Harry: Ok! Ok! Just don?t whip me any more!

Ctpwner696 -
I've already have a friend who I want to play this part but if you think you would do a better job I welcome you to try. A very arrogant man who thinks he's the world best machinima maker but in reality, he's absolute balls. Remember I'm not promising this part so don't get your hopes up.

Ctpwner696: Hello all! This is ctpwner969 possibly the best machinima maker ever but you should already know that. You may know me from such films as: ?The ctpwner? ?The ctpwner 2? ?gmod randomness lolol robot chicken? and ?the day the Nazis hit back with the guys from vietnam?.

Scottish man -
I'm actually planning on to do this part myself but again if you think you would do a better job then be my guest. I'm looking for a very gruff scottish accent. He is similar to Clive only solves his problems using his trusty sniper.

Ctpwner696: So Scottish Man? Any ideas
Scottish man: HAGGIS!
Ctpwner 696: Indeed. Anyone else?

And that's it. Good luck and safe journeys.
 
It's basically a movie filmed in a game in brief.
 
Man, I'd want to do this....but...I don't see myself as a good voice actor. Unless you want someone to go Super Saiyin, I can do that.

I don't know, I'll ponder this and get you something possibly.
 
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