Curtis got slapped by a WHITE TEACHER

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TLDR: woman writes 40 page letter to school principle about an incident where she claims a teacher slapped her son. she lists her beef with the school/staff/teachers and lists her demands that include everything from college scholarship to a free piano to free tennis lessons for 9 years

this is her site:

http://curtisgotslapped.com/Home.html

this is the letter and pics posted on something awful:

here's the list of demands ..or at least page one of several pages of demads:


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here's the whole kit and kaboodle:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3364241
 
Ahahaha, this can't be for real. I love the copyright symbol after each name.
 
Ahahaha, this can't be for real. I love the copyright symbol after each name.

here's a pick of the woman and George Bush:

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also Curtis charges $5000 for a personal appearance that can last from one minute to 30 mins. hell high class hookers dont make that much
 
ya but the kind of fans that want to kill me not the kind of fans that worship me
 
He's also a ninja!
 
she also doesnt want HAARP spying on her:

from her list of demands:

"5. No H.A.R.R.P signal directed towards KCMO school district neighborhoods and schools to make us confused, crazy, stupid or otherwise alter our brainwaves - ever "

misspelled HAARP ..it's a CUNSPIRACY!!!
 
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