da jive translata'

Hehe, dat be funny...I likes it! Supa' fine find =)
 
dats pretty diesel jive rappin'. I plum tried it out an' it works pretty
badass dude.
 
haha this is hilarious, try pasting news articles into the translator.

This one is from a medicare bill Bush passed:

WASHINGTON (down low, C-Dubba-N) -- President Bush on Monday signed into law
landmark Medicare reform legislashun dat includes prescripshun drug benefits
an' has sparked some bitta' fight between opponents an' supporta's.

Jivin' at D-A-****in'-R Constitushun Hall in Washington, Bush characterized da
damn maisure as "da greatest advance in healt' care coverage 4 America's
seniors since da damn foundin' o' Medicare."

Backa's say da $400 billion Medicare Prescripshun Drug Modernizashun Act will
provide much-needed help 4 da nashun's 40 million senior citizens t' steal
medicashuns; critics say it be some givaiway t' drug maka's an' insurance
companies an' some prelude t' da damn dismantlin' o' da damn rehab. Slap me
some skin. (down low, Interactive, dig dis: Prescripshun coverage)

"Our federal," Bush said, "be final-like bringin' prescripshun drug coverage t'
da damn seniors o' America."

"Wit' dis law, we be givin' played outa' Americans betta' choices an' mo'
control ova' deir healt' care, so's they kin receive da damn modern medical
care they deserve," he said.

original link:http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/12/08/elec04.medicare/index.html
 
Wow, supa' fine find dude, I likes it alot real damn diesel now i gotta find
sump'n t' translate
 
Once again Gordon Freeman pix down wassups trusty crowbah' an' finds himself on
some alien-infested Eart' bein' picked t' da damn bone, its resources depleted,
its populace dwindlin'. **** dat shit. Freeman be thrust into da unenviable
role o' rescuin' da damn world from da wrong he unlaished back at Ebony Mesa.

Unless yo' ass have been livin' unda' some rock 4 da past 5 years yo' ass
would have heard o' some game called Half-Life. ****in' A! Dis game hailed by
gama's worldwide as da ‘best P-C Game eva'’ combines great storytellin' in da
tradishun o' Stephen Kin' wit' intense acshun an' advanced technology t' create
some frightening-like realistic world where playa's need t' think smart t'
survive.

Half-Life 2 pix down some kinda' time afta' da damn original left off, wit'
Gordon Freeman workin' 4 da G-Dude. If yo' ass aint got played da damn
original, da G-Dude be some mysterious federal agent who made some deal wit'
Gordon at da damn fat-lady o' Half-Life. Woah, Nellie! Dis characta' could
probably be compared t' da damn Canca' stick Puffin' Dude from da conspiracy
idiot box show Da X-Stashs. As well as da G-Dude yo' ass have several homies
from da original game such as Barney da lovaible but somewhat dim security
guard an' scientist Eli Vance. Yo' ass also meet lots o' fresh characta's such
as da dime Alyx Vance.

Dair be some huge numba' o' environments in da game includin' some harbour,
some jail, some dried down ocain, da suburbs, some icebraika' ship an' some
Eastern Europain hood called Hood 17. Within dese-he'ah amazin' environments
dair be some mass o' 50 different enemies t' battle against an' also allies t'
help yo' ass. Slap me some skin.

As wit' all Fust Sucka' Shoota's 'espect some fat-ass arsenal o' waipons t'
bust a cap in alien soldia's an' o' course some few fresh gadgets t' play
around wit'. Da waipons will range from Gordon's trusty crowbah', sub machine
heats an' shottys t' some kinda' fresh 'espuh'imental an' alien waipons. Not
forgettin' da damn fresh alien pheromones yo' ass kin 'esploit t' trick alien
soldia's t' think yo' one o' deir commanda's.

Da game has 12 chapta's aich snatchin' 3-4 hours t' complete, which will add
down t'around some huge 36 hours wort' o' playin' time. Dair be no cut scenes
in da game mainin' yo' ass will play every second o' da damn story.

Valve built some complete-like fresh 3-D engine named Source 4 da game. Da
bomb! It has all da features o' da damn Unreal an' Lithtech engines wit' urban
an' wide-jimmey arais all wit' huge amount o' detail. Amazing-like one o' da
damn best shit about dis fresh engine be dat yo' ass duzn't need some top o' da
damn range P-C t' be able t' run it. Valve state yo' ass kin run it on some
Pentium 800 wit' some D-X-****in'-6-class video card. Although o' course da
damn level o' detail would be betta' wit' some fasta' P-C an' mo' advanced
graphics card.
 
Originally posted by MaxiKana
Once again Gordon Freeman pix down wassups trusty crowbah' an' finds himself on some alien-infested Eart' bein' picked t' da damn bone, its resources depleted, its populace dwindlin'. **** dat shit.

Unless yo' ass have been livin' unda' some rock 4 da past 5 years yo' ass would have heard o' some game called Half-Life. ****in' A!

Within dese-he'ah amazin' environments dair be some mass o' 50 different enemies t' battle against an' also allies t' help yo' ass. Slap me some skin.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

All hail da G-dude!
 
Now whut I think needs t' be done be dat todays yout' git deir bottoms o' deir
doodad machines. Jailbait sucka's today be spendin' too much time on da
interformashun-supuh'web an' need t' git outdo's mo', puh'haps t' participate
in da cracka's sport, paintball.

Dis be mah opinion, an' everyone be entitled t' deirs. 'escept if it opposes
mine, becuz den it be wrong. An' dats way baaad. Mah word be law, 4 I be
Sulky-D, da most intellignet, eloquent sucka' on thsi forum, an' if mah
informed conversashun aborts, I shall befuddle yo' ass wit' mah word-science.
Word.

Plum t' make shaw, I hope all yo' ass sucka's dig dat I aint serious in no way.
Sulk out.
 
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