Dadgumit!

[Uriel]

Broke up with my girlfriend before I leave for my mission

Oddly I feel mostly "meh", although i really didnt want to end it this way

meh = :|

 

[evil^milk]

what's your mission?

 

[madog]

Good, good. You have taken the first step in eradicating your unnecessary feelings and relationships. Now improve and complete your goals. Become stronger in mind and continue yoour good work. You have done well so far.

 

[Nat Turner]

His mission is to infiltrate the Mormon church and steal the secret documents of the traitorous Joseph Smith and his heretical followers.

 

[madog]

Yes... yes... very good Uriel... Join me and my ways. It will lead you to the better side of life.

 

[Uriel]

Mission is to preach for 2 years in the Louisville, Kentucky area.

While obstaining (spelling?) from TV, music, dating (anything dealing with the opposite sex in a romatic manner like kissing), computer games, etc

 

[Quixoticism]

Have plans of getting together again when you get back?

Either way, good luck man. I wish you the best!

 

[madog]

abstaining* And I can understand giving up romance and love and such relationships, but video games and music? Even I would not do such.
You are a true master.

 

[Shasta]

Yes... yes... very good Uriel... Join me and my ways. It will lead you to the better side of life.

You and your ways can be found down the back alley of any Gay bar. You will lead him to the backside of life, and men.

 

[madog]

You and your ways can be found down the back alley of any Gay bar. You will lead him to the backside of life, and men.

Sorry, that is wrong. In fact, if you knew my ways, they call for no intimacy at all, gay or straight. I do not stay away from girls because I'm gay, but simply because it is in my new nature. Oh, and if I was gay I would have many friends that are girls, which I do not. If only you realized it was you who is walking to your own demise.

 

[Nat Turner]

Mission is to preach for 2 years in the Louisville, Kentucky area.

While obstaining (spelling?) from TV, music, dating (anything dealing with the opposite sex in a romatic manner like kissing), computer games, etc

LOL put in a good word to Jesus for me!!

kkthxbi

 

[Uriel]

Have plans of getting together again when you get back?

Either way, good luck man. I wish you the best!

Not a chance in heck, i wont inform why we broke up.

 

[madog]

Yes, if you could put in a word to our master for both of us it would greatly help. Thank you Brother.

 

[madog]

Not a chance in heck, i wont inform why we broke up.

He makes me so proud.

 

[sinkoman]

Broke up with my girlfriend before I leave for my mission

Oddly I feel mostly "meh", although i really didnt want to end it this way

meh = :|

GASP!

MORMONS!

 

[evil^milk]

well, you turned out to be a better person than i thought. good luck

btw madog, what do you think about people who think like you, but are into marriage?

 

[Nat Turner]

Not a chance in heck, i wont inform why we broke up.

Does it have to do with other womyn, other guys, sechs, parents, Jesus, or money?

 

[madog]

I truly admire his self-discipline and strong will. He has truly improved. You should all learn from him.

 

[Uriel]

Haha, you give me WAAAAAAAAAAAY to much credit, let me explain, I labeled those are the things we abstain from while on a mission, not the things ill be abstaining before. The broke up was not directly related to me leaving on a mission.

 

[madog]

well, you turned out to be a better person than i thought. good luck

btw madog, what do you think about people who think like you, but are into marriage?

Look at him though! His improvement! He has done an incredible job. The marriage part can be easily weeded out later in all. So far, very good indeed.

Haha, you give me WAAAAAAAAAAAY to much credit, let me explain, I labeled those are the things we abstain from while on a mission, not the things ill be abstaining before. The broke up was not directly related to me leaving on a mission.

Ah, so I see, however you still have shown much wisdom in your choice on this mission. I congratulate you for that.

 

[sinkoman]

You mormons and your Books by Mormon, and your Salt Lake, and your.. your...

*hugs*

I'll miss you

 

[Nat Turner]

Have fun in your mission though

It'll be a cool experience.

 

[madog]

Yes, it is a great mission you are taking up. Spreading the ways that I rely on to many people.

 

[CrazyHarij]

what the ****?

 

[sinkoman]

what the ****?

Mormons.

They send them away after a time and they can't come back till they do good deeds

 

[NotATool]

I truly admire his self-discipline and strong will. He has truly improved. You should all learn from him.

In Zen culture, they call people who talk like this (madog) "half-circles."
They try, but they get it wrong.

Ah, so I see, however you still have shown much wisdom in your choice on this mission. I congratulate you for that.

If you're typing this tongue-in cheek, it's funny. If you're not, it's very sad.

 

[madog]

Yes, much like completing a necessary quest in a game.

 

[madog]

In Zen culture, they call people who talk like this "half-circles."
They try, but they get it wrong.

I get it, and get it well. If they refer to me as a Pi radian than they are a Pi radian/2. Stupid Zen culture. No one cares for their bullshit.

If you're typing this tongue-in cheek, it's funny. If you're not, it's very sad.

I am.

 

[sinkoman]

If you're typing this tongue-in cheek, it's funny. If you're not, it's very sad.

Doesn't have to be funny. Can be playful.

Go back to your caviar Ritmo Suave.

 

[VirusType2]

I get it, and get it well. If they refer to me as a Pi radian than they are a Pi radian/2. Stupid Zen culture. No one cares for their bullshit.

Out of 30 posts here in this thread, 1 third of them are yours and they all say basically the same thing! Remain calm please and don't forget to breathe. lol


Whats your story? A Buddhist? A fellow Mormon?

 

[Shasta]

Madog - you don't have any discipline. And you certainly don't abstain from sex with guys. I know this because your cock tasted like sh*t the other night.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I grow tired of your useless posting madog. You post like this in almost every thread.

Consider this a warning.

 

[MiccyNarc]

I grow tired of your useless posting madog. You post like this in almost every thread.

Consider this a warning.

Thank you comradebadger. 'Bout dang time.

 

[CptStern]

I truly admire his self-discipline and strong will. He has truly improved. You should all learn from him.

please spare me your sanctimonious crap, you;re an ignorant ass who expects people to respect you religion while not doing the same yourself ..shut up already you're a hypocrite

 

[madog]

I can see from all of your flaming that your hatred of me has risen to a new level. Your requests will be satisfied. I have even been threatened to be banned just because of the way I think. I see that majority rules around here. Sorry for speaking my mind, this is not really the way I talk btw. I was just messin around. I was not speaking out of religion and I did not mean to sound hypocritical, my posts in fact were just my own weird ideas. I will say no more 'bullshit' so no need to work up any more hatred. You have heard the last of my stupid way.

 

[CptStern]

so you're blaming us for something you did? comradebadger isnt one to take sides, he's very fair ..and he wasnt flaming, I was, he wasnt


oh and for the record, I dont hate anyone here

 

[MiccyNarc]

I can see from all of your flaming that your hatred of me has risen to a new level. Your requests will be satisfied. I have even been threatened to be banned just because of the way I think. I see that majority rules around here. Sorry for speaking my mind, this is not really the way I talk btw. I was just messin around. I was not speaking out of religion, my posts in fact were just my own weird ideas. I will say no more 'bullshit' so no need to work up any more hatred.

And there was great rejoicing :imu: :imu:

 

[Kamikazie]

I can see from all of your flaming that your hatred of me has risen to a new level. Your requests will be satisfied. I have even been threatened to be banned just because of the way I think. I see that majority rules around here. Sorry for speaking my mind, this is not really the way I talk btw. I was just messin around. I was not speaking out of religion and I did not mean to sound hypocritical, my posts in fact were just my own weird ideas. I will say no more 'bullshit' so no need to work up any more hatred. You have heard the last of my stupid way.

you can say what you think...just not everything that comes to mind

 

[Smoke]

Oh and for the record, I hate everyone here.

Fixed :thumbs:

 

[Vegeta897]

so you're blaming us for something you did? comradebadger isnt one to take sides, he's very fair ..and he wasnt flaming, I was, he wasnt


oh and for the record, I dont hate anyone here

Stern he was apologising just drop it already