Damned Kids...

CyberPitz · Aug 20, 2005

I get more and more pissed at these little brats that live around me in these apartments. I have to ****ing LOCK MY DOOR WHEN IM HOME because those little brats just walk the **** in my house. MY HOUSE. What the hell do these parents teach them. I should become some child molester, that will teach the parents to tell the kids NOT to go into strangers houses. ****ing kids.

GRRR....

Kamikazie · Aug 20, 2005

CyberPitz said:
I get more and more pissed at these little brats that live around me in these apartments. I have to ****ing LOCK MY DOOR WHEN IM HOME because those little brats just walk the **** in my house. MY HOUSE. What the hell do these parents teach them. I should become some child molester, that will teach the parents to tell the kids NOT to go into strangers houses. ****ing kids.

GRRR....

:code red, we got another michael jackson on our hands take his ass down:

sir, could you move a little to your left?

maybe the parents are teaching them to be criminals

Solaris · Aug 20, 2005

Really, how old are they?

CyberPitz · Aug 20, 2005

solaris152000 said:
Really, how old are they?

**** if I know, they scamper out too fast for me to catch them.

I'd assume....7-12

Hell, even at 5 i Knew not to talk to random people, that means, DONT GO INTO PEOPLES HOUSES YOU DONT KNOW

Dalamari · Aug 20, 2005

Boot em in the face, they should be short enough.

Doppelgofer · Aug 20, 2005

they just......walk into your house? what????? never heard of anything like that before. i'm considering losing my mind and doing what michael douglas did in falling down

its been a pleasure frequenting your establishment

Kamikazie · Aug 20, 2005

Dalamari said:
Boot em in the face, they should be short enough.

and they're also short enough to head-butt him in the balls

CyberPitz · Aug 20, 2005

Dalamari said:
Boot em in the face, they should be short enough.

I found those little brats...they are still outside. I'll call the cops..say they were vandalizing houses.

As my neighbor put it one day...

ME: Whatcha cookin on that grill, something for me?
Him: Little white boys...

YAY!

evil^milk · Aug 20, 2005

where i live we pretty much just lock the house whenever we're inside or outside, as a precautionary thing. where do you live?

Dalamari · Aug 20, 2005

Kamikazie said:
and they're also short enough to head-butt him in the balls

Not if you rip off their pants and mash their testicles with a tenderizing hammer.

Kamikazie · Aug 20, 2005

Dalamari said:
Not if you rip off their pants and mash their testicles with a tenderizing hammer.

felt that myself for some reason...ooo still painful

Jimmeh · Aug 20, 2005

Dalamari knows his shit!

The Monkey · Aug 20, 2005

Get a big dog.

Yuri · Aug 20, 2005

Buy an airsoft gun, hide yourself, wait for them to walk in, and blow them apart. They will pee their pants and it will be funny. Maybe you'll even hit one in the eye and have them go blind!

Glirk Dient · Aug 20, 2005

Put a bomb on the door so when it opens the wire trips and the shrapnel takes out their legs. Don't worry, it's not murder. Your just maiming them so they can never run into your house again, and if they do come in you can catch them and laugh at them for not having legs.

mr.shepard · Aug 20, 2005

Put a bomb on the door

Someone set us up the bomb!

DannyC. · Aug 20, 2005

They just walk into your house... that is really really odd.

Luckily, the people on here obviously have a good idea of how to handle kids.

Seppo · Aug 20, 2005

All your base are belong to us!!

Kamikazie · Aug 20, 2005

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

Seppo · Aug 20, 2005

Kamikazie said:
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

Hahhahaha that's classic

Adabiviak · Aug 20, 2005

There's fertile ground here for a lucrative home video.

Shamrock · Aug 20, 2005

Kamikazie said:
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

I still don't know what game this is from..

Seppo · Aug 20, 2005

It's from Zero Wing

Spectre01 · Aug 20, 2005

Just lock your door. That's why a door is ****ing there, to keep people out. I NEVER leave my door unlocked. That would be dumb as hell.

ktimekiller · Aug 20, 2005

Damn americans...

BabyHeadCrab · Aug 20, 2005

Zero Wing for the gen

lol

DreadLord · Aug 20, 2005

ktimekiller said:
Damn americans...

Funny that even a thread such as this can generate a damn Americans comment. Did Bush tell the children to do it? Do people respect each other's property in Europe to the extent that you all unlock your doors?

Shodan · Aug 20, 2005

Hook up the door handle to the mains.

Korgoth · Aug 21, 2005

See people, what we have here is a classic case of video games influencing our young ones to do harsh, illegal, immoral and just plain wrong things. These children have obviously been planning the overly violent, and disgusting pornographic game known as "the legend of zelda" where in the player can walk un-announced into a complete strangers house and take whatever he/she pleases. And I ask you, what does this mean for our future?????

/jack thompson mode

jabberwock95 · Aug 21, 2005

You have some options:

1. Wait until they have taken a couple of steps into your house, then run directly at them waving something sharp (covered in tomato ketchup) doing your best 'crazy street person' yell.

2. Hide behind the door in same knife-wielding-maniac getup, again wait until they get two steps in, then slam door and lock it. Then plunge house into darkness. Run around groaning and muttering wildly. This method is probably more long-term.

Either way is good.

Asus · Aug 21, 2005

jabberwock95 said:
You have some options:

1. Wait until they have taken a couple of steps into your house, then run directly at them waving something sharp (covered in tomato ketchup) doing your best 'crazy street person' yell.

2. Hide behind the door in same knife-wielding-maniac getup, again wait until they get two steps in, then slam door and lock it. Then plunge house into darkness. Run around groaning and muttering wildly. This method is probably more long-term.

Either way is good.

haha that would be good.

jabberwock95 · Aug 21, 2005

Asus said:
haha that would be good.

If they dont work, remember that you can never go wrong with a Burmese Tiger Trap. It's a classic for a reason.

Kamikazie · Aug 21, 2005

jabberwock95 said:
You have some options:

1. Wait until they have taken a couple of steps into your house, then run directly at them waving something sharp (covered in tomato ketchup) doing your best 'crazy street person' yell.

i dont know why but that popped into my head as i was reading it...and it was HILARIOUS

Kangy · Aug 21, 2005

Meh, just warn them that if they do it again, it's trespass and they can suffer the consequences. Tell the parents that, too. With any luck, they won't bother coming into your house again.

Spectre01 · Aug 21, 2005

Kangy said:
You have some options:

1. Wait until they have taken a couple of steps into your house, then run directly at them waving something sharp (covered in tomato ketchup) doing your best 'crazy street person' yell.

2. Hide behind the door in same knife-wielding-maniac getup, again wait until they get two steps in, then slam door and lock it. Then plunge house into darkness. Run around groaning and muttering wildly. This method is probably more long-term.

3. Lock the door.

RakuraiTenjin · Aug 21, 2005

Tell their parents?

Kamikazie · Aug 21, 2005

kill them?

sinkoman · Aug 21, 2005

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME CYBERPITZ!!!

Sagan told me to do it

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