Darwin Awards

[specialmax]

Has anyone heard of these great awards? I love them I have all the books, one of my favorites is when a man practicing sex with a machine had a prihapisim and then like screwed up the we whole thing throwing the man away from the machine cutting his sac wide open, he got a stapler and stapled his sac back together. after a couple days his sac swelled up to the size of a eggplant leading him to a hospital. They had to remove the staples as his sac returned to the normal size he did this gross sex practice all over again making him a honerble mention. I'm lmao just typing it.:E


Post some you know!

 

[Dgenatron]

Priapism:erection of penis as medical disorder: a medical disorder in which there is persistent, often painful erection of the penis in the absence of sexual interest.

 

[boystupid]

Yeah ive got one of the books, i like the one about the terrorist who sent a letter bomb with inseficent stamps and opened the returned mail. lol

 

[xcellerate]

i don't know about the painful part, but it sounds like i have a ridiculously gigantic case of priapism every morning.