Dear Neighbour You are not invited to my party

[Solaris]

A few weeks ago, a guy moved into the apartment across from me. I know little about him apart from the fact that he owns cane furniture as I saw the delivery guys carry it up. I bumped into him on the stairs once and he said hello but I cannot be friends with someone that owns cane furniture so I pretended I had a turtle to feed or something.

Last week when I checked my mailbox, I found that my new neighbour had left me a note stating that he was having a party and to let him know if the noise was too loud.

The problem I have with the note is not that he was having a party and didn't invite me, it was that he selected a vibrant background of balloons, effectively stating that his party was going to be vibrant and possibly have balloons and that I couldn't come.

If I was writing a note to my neighbours saying that I was going to have a party but none of them could come, I would not add photos of ecstasy tablets, beer and gratuitous shots of Lucius going down on men to show them what they are missing out on, I would make it clean and simple, possibly even sombre, so they didn't think 'you prick'.

Full story and email correspondence

 

[Eejit]

Fake trying too hard.

Typical internet shit.

 

[Vegeta897]

The balloon in the bottom right looks like a tit.

 

[knut]

This is the same guy who did the spider thing, right? At first I thought your post was all there was to it and I thought ''wow, getting your pants in a bunch over some generic Microsoft Works background which MUST mean vibrance and balloons is ****ing stupid'', then I clicked the link and realised I read all the e-mails over at another forum. Funny stuff.

 

[bodhi]

so is Matthew, like, six years old or something? looking at that thing just makes me think of childrens parties. i dont think your missing out, in spite of potential paperhats and jammy dodgers at said party

 

[Eejit]

The balloon in the bottom right looks like a tit.

We all know you aren't interested in developed breasts, you don't have to keep reminding us of it.

 

[Omnomnick]

The balloon in the bottom right looks like a tit.

A tit which is orange, stretched and deformed of its previous shape? Funny girlfriends you've had, Vege. O.O

 

[Darkside55]

Wasn't funny; rather a waste of time that I'm just wasting anyway; someone needs to tell that girl at the top of the page to stop flipping off the camera. It doesn't look cool it just makes her look like a douche, which is all the worse because she is a reasonably attractive young lady.

 

[Krynn72]

 

[Darkside55]

Why are you trying to upset me, Krynn? I already went back to being evil.

 

[Krynn72]

I just noticed. Horray!