design a miscellaneous weapon contest!!!/ spelling contest

[Sui]

first off... who can spell miscellaneous???

second off... seeing as the melee weapons post is so popular... this is a contest to design your own weapon. it doesnt have to be drawn, it could be spoken... but showing off skillz would be kewl.

btw, this is purely for fun.. so i want to see things like lightsaber laucncher... or crowbar claws!!! use your imagination!!!

then we can make a UT2k4 mod with all the weapons

 

[burnzie]

I know how to spell "cool". Does that count?

 

[Eejit]

A grenade launcher launcher - it launches GLs!

 

[CptStern]

a sling shot

I can see the headlines in the City-17 Gazette the following day:

"Man dies after being shot 347 times as he attacks 2 combine soldiers with a sling shot"

 

[burnzie]

ohohoho a super charged pez dispenser

tremble in the fury

 

[Sui]

i like my lightsaber launcer personally

are me, brnzie and cpt.stern the only ppl online atm or something?


*pfft, all those people are watching the england game :hmph:
i am too but thats not the point
1-0 !!!

 

[burnzie]

yeah i think so...

and i just beat your post count

 

[Lil' Timmy]

almost off-topic, because it's more for SP than MP, and more of a device than a weapon..

but what about a "psi-porter" (or something) that allows you to occupy the body of another? a suitably weak one perhaps, like combine soldiers or other humans.. you could use it to infiltrate and assassinate

you'd need to hide your real self somewhere safe to use it effectively. they must have done something similar to this in other games before, yeah?

 

[CptStern]

a lazer powered shoelace; good for whipping ant lions into submission

 

[Sui]

what if we combined all these weapons together to make a suber weapon?

a lightsaber, grenade launcher, pez dispenser launcher with psi gun attachment and novelty crowbars

btw i equalised ur posts burnzie
*edit AAAWWWW **** stop posting!!!

 

[burnzie]

check again

 

[Dedalus]

i'd make a gun that fires Wayne Rooney at the enemy. like the nutter he is, he would proceed to beat them into submission.

 

[Bad^Hat]

By your postcounts combined, I am CAPTAIN BADHAT!!!

Heh, well not quite. Anyway stop spam-bickering before I headchop someone.

That's my melee weapon, an artificial limb with auto-headchop ability. If anyone's seen that episode of Simpsons with the auto-hammer you'll know how it works

 

[Bad^Hat]

almost off-topic, because it's more for SP than MP, and more of a device than a weapon..

but what about a "psi-porter" (or something) that allows you to occupy the body of another? a suitably weak one perhaps, like combine soldiers or other humans.. you could use it to infiltrate and assassinate

you'd need to hide your real self somewhere safe to use it effectively. they must have done something similar to this in other games before, yeah?

Abe's Oddesey/Exodus? Played em both right through, awesome games.

 

[CptStern]

Anyway stop spam-bickering before I headchop someone.

wouldnt that hurt your hand?...it's all bone :E