Developers - End these bloody pony games!

[Munro]

I've been a bit miffed this week. I managed to get back into a few games and I've mostly been playing Assassins Creed and Oblivion. If you have played these games before you will know that there are vast spaces to explore and you are given a 'mighty manly steed' to get around. The problem with this is whenever I am playing one of these games, the only time my girlfriend bothers to look at the monitor is when I'm on one of these bloody horses. Now she thinks I have some strange 'pony fetish' and sings 'my little pony' and does horsey noises whenever I sit down on the PC.

Because of this developers - stop putting bloody ponies in our manly games. I don't care if it's medieval times - I want a HL2 style hot rod and maybe then I wont have this funny arse taking the piss out of me all day!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Hmm... Very interesting points you have there, Mundolla. I may suggest that you mod the horse to be a F*CKING SPACESHIP?

 

[kineaesth]

Call her bluff. Come home one night with a full pony-play outfit.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I've been a bit miffed this week. I managed to get back into a few games and I've mostly been playing Assassins Creed and Oblivion. If you have played these games before you will know that there are vast spaces to explore and you are given a 'mighty manly steed' to get around. The problem with this is whenever I am playing one of these games, the only time my girlfriend

I do not believe you.

If you want a manly horse, play Shadow of the Colossus.

Spoiler

Agro;(

 

[Vegeta897]

and does horsey noises

Hey horse-teeth girl, I wanna make you make horsey noises.

 

[Dr0ndeh]

i thought you were using cockney rhyming slang

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o

 

[Stigmata]

Hey horse-teeth girl, I wanna make you make horsey noises.

I knew you were going to post that :3

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

09:38 - Munro: bleh just noticed I have to download l4d 2 demo again :\
09:39 - æs: Valve is handling it as smooth as ever
09:44 - ? ? ?: Yeah
09:44 - ? ? ?: I wish they'd stop horsing around.
09:45 - Munro: lol
09:47 - ? ? ?: Still, no need for long faces.
09:47 - æs: Yeah, at some point it'll get released and be awesome
09:47 - æs: That'll shut up all the neigh-sayers
09:48 - ? ? ?: Yes, unbridled enjoyment of the new release!
09:49 - æs: It'll be a galloping success
09:50 - ? ? ?: It will
09:50 - ? ? ?: but someone needs to crack the whip at Valve!
09:50 - ? ? ?: Spur them on!
09:50 - ? ? ?: and hope that no-one tries to stirrup any more trouble
09:53 - ? ? ?: They never had this trouble with Canter-Strike
09:53 - æs: Hahahahahaha
09:54 - ? ? ?: and it's us that gets saddled with all the complainers!
10:00 - Munro: :{
10:01 - Munro wishes he kept quiet

Lovely.

 

[Reginald]

I love you pie.

http://fotosa***/stock_photo/Pixland_JI/p_1926046.jpg

 

[CptStern]

I have some strange 'pony fetish' and sings 'my little pony' and does horsey noises whenever I sit down on the PC

lol, your girlfriend sounds awesome, that's exactly what I'd do


also, this is my 3 year old daughter's fave horse:

say hi to Pinky

 

[Acepilotf14]

Lovely.

Whoever that censored person is should be shot.

I bet it was KA, and you just switched the names around.

 

[jimbo118]

What happened to the old 'blablabla' av? I miss it.

 

[xombine]

She'll shut up real quick.

 

[VirusType2]

Best first page in a while.

I will refrain from the puns. I think maybe that she is jealous and wants some attention.

 

[Quixoticism]

Best first page in a while.

Seconded. Also, I laughed hard to Pi's post.

 

[the cow says moo]

The horse in Darksiders looks pretty badass. Especially compared to my little pony.