Dick Cheney's leg conspires to kill him

house2.jpg
 
I lol'ed at house
"So, it's not lupus"
 
they will need to surgically operate by using a quail-hunting style gun.
 
Somebody in this forum ain't what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring, it could be all of us.
I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.

Right now this thing, this....Blood clot is in his leg. In two hours it could be in his stomach. In 6 hours it could be in his lungs. Give him 10 more it could be in his mind. By the end of the day, it will be him.

We have to kill it with fire.

Hl2.net Death Squad ASSEMBLE!
 
my dad had something similar to this four years ago. I believe it started from the legs and ended up in his lungs. He was taken to the local clinic where they told us that he will have to go to the other hospital 50 miles away (I live in a small town). They couldn't offer a transportation untill the next morning, so he would've had to wait.

Afterwards the doctors stated that it was possibly just a matter of hours, and if it wasn't for our friendly neighbour who's a taxi driver, he would've waited for the hospital transport and it would've been too late allready. Oh well, he stayed in the hospital for a week or something, ate some pills for several months and got back in business.

I didn't even remember it anymore untill I saw this thread.
 
That pic. of Doc. House is ownage.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Somebody in this forum ain't what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring, it could be all of us.
I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.

Right now this thing, this....Blood clot is in his leg. In two hours it could be in his stomach. In 6 hours it could be in his lungs. Give him 10 more it could be in his mind. By the end of the day, it will be him.

We have to kill it with fire.

Hl2.net Death Squad ASSEMBLE!
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*assembles Grey Knight purgation squad*

*equipped with incinerators*

Hehe...
 
What the hell does this guy have to do to DIE?! He's already got a quadruply failed heart, someone tried to blow him up last week, he shot someone a few months back and now his damn leg is desperately trying to end his suffering. Can nothing kill this guy?!
 
This guy survived:
  1. Heart problems
  2. A terrorist bombing
  3. A blood clot
  4. Democrats
  5. His own gun
  6. Being tried as a war criminal
  7. Being charged for possible murder by shooting his own lawyer.
:O
 
hool10 said:
This guy survived:
  1. Heart problems
  2. A terrorist bombing
  3. A blood clot
  4. Democrats
  5. His own gun
  6. Being tried as a war criminal
  7. Being charged for possible murder by shooting his own lawyer.
:O
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He's like a cockroach, but creepier.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Somebody in this forum ain't what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring, it could be all of us.
I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.

Right now this thing, this....Blood clot is in his leg. In two hours it could be in his stomach. In 6 hours it could be in his lungs. Give him 10 more it could be in his mind. By the end of the day, it will be him.

We have to kill it with fire.

Hl2.net Death Squad ASSEMBLE!
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Great movie, you earn <3
 
I say we pit Cheney against Wilford Brimley. Then we'll see what's up.
 
Darkside55 said:
I say we pit Cheney against Wilford Brimley. Then we'll see what's up.
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Cheney ain't got shit on Dr. Blair.

You guys think I'M crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of you don't know what's going on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do! You think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dogs make it a thousand miles through the cold! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to be US! *smashes radio* A Cell gets out, and it will IMITATE EVERYTHING on the face of the EARTH! AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT! *BLAM BLAM BLAM* I'LL KILL YOU!
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Dat nigga is CRAZY! He bust a cap in Cheney's white ass!
 
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