Dinosaurs vs Vampires

Dinosaurs vs Vampires?

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Can the vampires be sustained by dino blood? Can dinos be turned?

Probably Vampires. I don't think dinosaurs had mastered stakes, holy water, or fire. decapitation would be the only real threat.
 
This is the toughest poll we've ever had on HL2.net.
 
Vampires, being capable of civilisation, not to mention unkillable, would be able to survive among dinosaurs. Having nothing to eat, they would bury themselves in the ground, entombing themselves until a food source was once again available. Millions of years later, Victorian archeologists, geologists and paleontologists would begin their excavations....
 
Sulkdodds said:
Vampires, being capable of civilisation, not to mention unkillable, would be able to survive among dinosaurs. Having nothing to eat, they would bury themselves in the ground, entombing themselves until a food source was once again available. Millions of years later, Victorian archeologists, geologists and paleontologists would begin their excavations....
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This. Plus Vampires ..much cooler.
 
Sulkdodds said:
Vampires, being capable of civilisation, not to mention unkillable, would be able to survive among dinosaurs. Having nothing to eat, they would bury themselves in the ground, entombing themselves until a food source was once again available. Millions of years later, Victorian archeologists, geologists and paleontologists would begin their excavations....
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...Which in fact is exactly what happened.
 
Are these regular dinosaurs or robot-dinosaurs (DINO-TASTIC!)?
 
Dinosaurs would win. Vampires are not unkillable, and I think being crushed by a dinosaur might just do the trick.
 
Dinosaurs because no one will bring back extinct Vampires...people are not that stupid. Also the dinos evolved into Vampires so basically its a null vote
 
I voted for my non-cybernetic brethren , for like us they are... DINO-TASTIC!
 
I think this is a worthless hypothosis and I abstain from voting.
 
Dinosaurs!!! They'll rip those vampires to PIECES.
 
What's a vampire gonna do if he's stuck in a T-Rex's belly? Nothing.

Dinosaurs own vampires.
 
I see only one outcome, vampire dino-riders.

They would rule the universe.
 
I simply can't answer this. I just... physically can't.
 
i think vampires die when there turned into poo.
...so dino's would win.

-dodo
 
Dinosaurs.

You see dinosaurs were expert spear throwers. They were so good infact they would throw 1,000 spears at once just to make sure there enemy was DEAD.
 
After a lengthly, agonizing thought process, I eventually settled on vampires.

They're like the mammals of their day. Hiding in burrows and shit, safe from the dinosaurs until they decide to go out and feed. And at night, the dinosaurs will be all but helpless!
 
Raziaar said:
And at night, the dinosaurs will be all but helpless!
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Yeh, I thought about that as well. Vampires are nocturnal while dinosaurs were probably coldblooded and thus diurnal. But I'd say dinosaurs would be in the advantage here. A big daytime attack by the dinosaurs on burrow would put the vampires at a big disadvantage, since they can't even fight out in the sunlight. When the dinosaurs would be attacked at night, they'd be drowsy at best. Being in the dark wouldn't kill 'em.
 
Shakermaker said:
Yeh, I thought about that as well. Vampires are nocturnal while dinosaurs were probably coldblooded and thus diurnal. But I'd say dinosaurs would be in the advantage here. A big daytime attack by the dinosaurs on burrow would put the vampires at a big disadvantage, since they can't even fight out in the sunlight. When the dinosaurs would be attacked at night, they'd be drowsy at best. Being in the dark wouldn't kill 'em.
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Dinosaurs don't have the intelligence to know anything about where the vampires are hiding! No way! They'll be busy eating their grass and eating themselves... and worrying about the great meteor in the sky that will some day welcome them into the afterlife.
 
Raziaar said:
Dinosaurs don't have the intelligence to know anything about where the vampires are hiding! No way! They'll be busy eating their grass and eating themselves... and worrying about the great meteor in the sky that will some day welcome them into the afterlife.
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Who needs intelligence when you have perfect senses. I bet a troop of raptors can smell a vampire burrow for miles way, with all the rot and such. Dig 'em out, haul 'em into the light and you'd have insta-vampire kebabs.
 
Shakermaker said:
Who needs intelligence when you have perfect senses. I bet a troop of raptors can smell a vampire burrow for miles way, with all the rot and such. Dig 'em out, haul 'em into the light and you'd have insta-vampire kebabs.
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Wait a minute. I'm confused. Are these humanoid vampires as we know them? Or are they something else? How can there be humanoid vampires before humanoids evolved? :eek:

Or are theselike... dinosaurs in the future, messing with vampires?

Because vampires would like, have modern technological advancements to use against the dinosaurs! Dinosaur sensors and alarms. Automated turrets protecting their coffins and dens and shit.
 
I was thinking more of late 19th century vampires. That would make the odds more even.
 
If it was the
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then Dinosaurs would probably have a hard time since those ****ers are damn tough.
 
Nosferatu? Is that from a movie or some shit? Looks like a Nosferatu!
 
I had an epiphany last night and can now answer this poll.

Dragons.
 
eek. dinosaurs.

it really depend what type of vampires and dinosaurs.

if it were that darren shan vampires, vampires by far.
 
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