Discovery!

[Naph]

A woman!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/05/30/2261056.htm

A Japanese man puzzled by food mysteriously disappearing from his refrigerator got a shock when he found out a woman had been living in his home for months without permission...

 

[Jintor]

O...kay.

 

[combineadvisor]

lo... how can he not notice a woman walking around his house every day? Unless she hides in a creepy, stalker-kind of way.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol... closet-hopping



is this because of the huge prices of the japanese housing market?

 

[Darkedge34]

LOL. Would he have cared if she was 30 years younger

 

[Kula Meenur]

HA!




...prolly not

 

[Mr-Fusion]

lo... how can he not notice a woman walking around his house every day? Unless she hides in a creepy, stalker-kind of way.

It's Japan. She was sexy stalker horny food stealing girl, who wears orange panties.

Oh what the **** am i saying.

Everyone, you are ordered to get the **** out of this thread.

 

[Beerdude26]

Fusion went apeshit, everyone out now D:

 

[Naph]

He's not angry, just very insane.
Look, he's still wearing his Christmas hat and it's mid year!

 

[CyberPitz]

I don't know if I should be worried or...aroused...

 

[Solaris]

it was knghenry

 

[99.vikram]

It was Hilary Rodham Clinton.

 

[taviow]

And why did you decide to live in the poor man's closet?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Lol, when I was little I always imagined there was a hobo or something living in the attic and at night he went downstairs and stole food

 

[Ennui]

I could have sworn this was already posted a couple of days ago but maybe I read it on SA.

 

[VirusType2]

Lol, when I was little I always imagined there was a hobo or something living in the attic and at night he went downstairs and stole food

one can dream

 

[Rizzo]

That takes some splinter cell like skillz to pull of.

 

[Vegeta897]

It's Japan. She was sexy stalker horny food stealing girl, who wears orange panties.

Oh what the **** am i saying.

Everyone, you are ordered to get the **** out of this thread.

Please take me on as your apprentice.

 

[Krynn72]

lol she peed in bottles.


lol Toaster pees in bottles.

 

[highlander]

O...kay.

My reaction.

 

[Daggett]

toaster no one likes you.
/wrist imo

 

[taviow]

You kicked him hard.

YAY!
:thumbs:

 

[Letters]

Ooooh beaver fight!

Toaster's Norbert!

 

[Vegeta897]

I would like a beaver fight with toaster please.

 

[Daggett]

heyyy
me too

 

[Viperidae]

I've peed in a bottle twice. It was liberating.

 

[kineaesth]

Is the joke that beaver can also be...

What.

 

[Que-Ever]

I've peed in a bottle twice. It was liberating.

I peed in a can once, and cut my dick. Goddamn.

 

[Viperidae]

It was a Nalgene. Nice big gaping hole. No sharp edges.

 

[cheddarrr]

forget the boogy man in your closet... be weary of this woman!

 

[Adabiviak]

Lurkage.

 

[kineaesth]

Precisely. She went on 4chan and was all 'Hi I'm a girl and I really like this guy what should I do' and they were all 'lurk moar' and then she took them very very seriously.

 

[Sulkdodds]

That was a very good joke.

 

[Bad^Hat]

You know, asian is just one letter away from Aslan.

COINCIDENCE?!

 

[Kula Meenur]

(awesome)

Indeed.