Do people still use "your mom" jokes?

[Alientank]

Apparently they do, since I just got a PM from someone saying, and I quote "you wont be calling me a fag when im ****ing your mom" I thought people stopped using these jokes back in 1996?

 

[SubKamran]

No, they are coming back strong.

your momma is gay, i hope you know that.

 

[gh0st]

apparantly yes, they still do.

 

[Wraith]

Do people still use "your mom" jokes?

yeah YOUR MOM DOES

 

[Ikerous]

The only way to respond
To such reatarded jokes:
Dude, my moms dead

 

[Alientank]

I'm getting flashbacks of public school.

 

[gh0st]

The only way to respond
To such reatarded jokes:
Dude, my moms dead

one time i did
the person said her moms dead
and i remembered that she was
i felt bad.

 

[Alientank]

The only way to respond
To such reatarded jokes:
Dude, my moms dead

My response to him was "Your mom jokes? I thought they stopped using these in 96? I guess some of us are special and just need an additional 8 years to figure things out"

 

[SubKamran]

I'm getting flashbacks of public school.

Yah, my friends like doing that...

"Who did that to me?"
"YOUR MOM DID THAT TO YOU. Oooo, burn."

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

People use that in CS:S when I own them and they get mad at me. I just sit there crying cause I am laughing so hard at them making themselves look like morons.

 

[Edge]

Your mom is so fat she put on a Malcom X T-Shirt and a Helicopter tried to land on her fat ass.

Your mom is so black she got in the car and the oil light came on.

Your mom is so dumb she seen a sign California Left and she turned around and went home.

Pimpdaddy.com

 

[nw909]

I use them as a joke, not the stupid "sit around the house" kind, but more like:

"Hey, do you know where we are?"
"Urmom"

 

[SidewinderX]

your mom... heh... good times... that ranks right up there with "oh yeah? that's what she said!"




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[NetWarriorDan]

*sigh*

 

[P Meister Flex]

funny story, i had just scene baseketball, and i did a your mom joke to this guy, and he goes "my moms dead". So i say "i guess thats why she didnt move around last night", then i expected him to be joking you know... but no, his mom is really dead

 

[CyberSh33p]

people still call other people fags as an insult?

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

people still call other people fags as an insult?

Yeah they do, some guy called me a fag tonight in CS:S tonight cause I made fun of his score because he was whinning like a little girl. I can't help but make fun of someone talking shit to other people and they have like 0/7 for most of the game. :E

 

[nw909]

funny story, i had just scene baseketball, and i did a your mom joke to this guy, and he goes "my moms dead". So i say "i guess thats why she didnt move around last night", then i expected him to be joking you know... but no, his mom is really dead

That makes it a lot funnier.

 

[Dalamari]

If you really want to piss someone off with a response to a your mom joke, just admit it and be like YEAH SHE DOES!

For instance I do the following

"Hey! Your mom sucks c**k!"

"Yeah she does, gave me 2 freebies last night! Along with the dog"

Shuts those unfunny bastards up quick.

 

[Prince of China]

Your mom!
You're a fag!
I'm a stupid lil' 12 year who doesn't know how not to use the word 'gay' out of context.
Usually, kids my age use these insults. I don't, but some kids do, there's a few kids who sit behind me in Science and all they come up with is 'mom' related material. In fact, for a group project name, they called themselves, 'Moms'.

 

[nw909]

If you really want to piss someone off with a response to a your mom joke, just admit it and be like YEAH SHE DOES!

For instance I do the following

"Hey! Your mom sucks c**k!"

"Yeah she does, gave me 2 freebies last night! Along with the dog"

Shuts those unfunny bastards up quick.

Or you can use it on yourself anyway, I love that kind of humor.

 

[Ghost Freeman]

These jokes have never died.