Do you have BIBLICAL morals?

Your morality is 92% in line with that of the bible.

**** yeah, let's kill shit and shit!
 
I...I took it seriously and I answered honestly.

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.


Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
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Your morality is 8% in line with that of the bible.
 
Answered honestly.
Your morality is 8% in line with that of the bible.


Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
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I actually never got around to picking up the bible and reading it.
 
100% honestly.

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
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What the **** did you guys do to get 8%? Stern is a ****ing Churchy!
 
Lucid said:
Answered honestly.


I actually never got around to picking up the bible and reading it.
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I've read it ..most of it anyways and I scored the same as you did. Obviously, you're not missing much by not reading it :)


anyways here's the gist of the bible:

Abraham begat Isaac, and Isaac begat Jacob, and Jacob begat Judah and his brethren,
and Judah begat Pharez and Zarah of Tamar, and Pharez begat Hezron, and Hezron begat Ram, and Ram begat Amminadab, and Amminadab begat Nahshon, and Nahshon begat Salmon, and Salmon begat Boaz of Rahab, and Boaz begat Obed of Ruth, and Obed begat Jesse, and Jesse begat David the king. And David the king begat Solomon, of her [who had been] Uriah's, and Solomon begat Rehoboam, and Rehoboam begat Abijah, and Abijah begat Asa, and Asa begat Jehoshaphat, and Jehoshaphat begat Joram, and Joram begat Uzziah, and Uzziah begat Jotham, and Jotham begat Ahaz, and Ahaz begat Hezekiah, and Hezekiah begat Manasseh, and Manasseh begat Amon, and Amon begat Josiah, and Josiah begat Jeconiah and his brethren, at the Babylonian removal. And after the Babylonian removal, Jeconiah begat Shealtiel, and Shealtiel begat Zerubbabel, and Zerubbabel begat Abiud, and Abiud begat Eliakim, and Eliakim begat Azor, and Azor begat Sadok, and Sadok begat Achim, and Achim begat Eliud, and Eliud begat Eleazar, and Eleazar begat Matthan, and Matthan begat Jacob, and Jacob begat Joseph, the husband of Mary, of whom was begotten Jesus ...the end


with a few stonings and crucifixtions thrown in there for good measure
 
Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

And that's the way I like it.
 
Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.


Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
 
...15%.

I expect it had something to do with how I would treat my slaves. Also slaughtering animals.
 
You 8%ers probably got that from the last question. That's where I got the wrong answer.
 
Weirdest questions I've seen in a while...

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
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CptStern said:
(now with jesus' stamp of approval )
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Despite my atheist ways I'm pretty sure that Jesus was big on the forgiving the sins front. All that old testament talk is wholly optional. :dozey:
 
Key word here is "biblical" though.
 
Eejit said:
Key word here is "biblical" though.
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Unless your Jewish you're not bound by any of it. Christians have been chowing down on Pork and Shrimp for years, it's all forgiveable, and therefore wholly irrelevant.

That even in the state of Israel hardly any of that stuff is practised is worth noting as well. :dozey:
 
8% for me, despite the fact that I am a Christian! Although admittedly about 50% of the answers I gave were just humorous!
 
Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.


Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
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There we go.
 
wowza:

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.


Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
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it kinda sucked anyways. the questions were like: really good, bad, really bad.
 
18 to 24 years old
male

I'm already -2%?

wait, 8%. Is it possible to get 0?
 
Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
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Sweet.
 
Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

....... How?
 
Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.


Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.
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5char
 
Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.


LOL and I go to church every week.
 
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