Do you know what's in your Christmas stocking? DIRTY GAY SEX, that's what!!!

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..or a copy of Dragon Age Origins

A popular role-playing combat video game featuring graphic homosexual sex between a man and an elf has hit store shelves just in time for Christmas.

"Dragon Age: Origins," released Nov. 3 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, depicts two men in various sex positions in a secret scene of homosexual seduction.

In one video clip posted online, a player selects the role-playing option, "I want to discuss something personal."

During a fireside chat, the player's Grey Warden character asks warrior elf Zevran, "Can you join me in my tent?"

The elf reveals he specializes in assassination, and the other character replies, "I bet you're good at a lot of things."

The elf responds, "Mmmm, that's quite an offer, especially coming from another man – if we are both speaking of the same thing."
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yes ...yes ...YES ......tell me more <smokes cigarrette>


http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=117131
 
Taviow posted a sequence of screenshots showing his dude ****ing a gay elf in the chat. I want this game now.
 
I regret cuting Zevrans throat now... I didn't know.. I...
I DIDN'T KNOW!
 
And there I was with my shapeshifter specialisation specifically so I could be a bear.
 
That's the strangest thing I've ever seen in a videogame.
 
The song makes that entire scene hilarious, i think it'd have been less funny if they'd just had panting and moaning.
 
"SEX SIMULATORS: DO VIDEO GAMES TEACH OUR CHILDREN TO FUCK ELVES? MORE AT 11." - Faux News
 
The red head look like a girl... which kinda ruins it ;)
 
I kinda looks like Zevran and the PC are walking a bit odd, as If they're in some sort of paint... :P
 
Oh Bioware, when will you ever learn from your past HARDCORE SEX SIMULATORS like Mass Effect!
 
if only all sex could be had with a series of multiple choice questions

and by that i might suggest that real sex be had so easily, NOT that different types of sex might be possible within DA
 
Haha of course elves are gay.

I expect gay sex from every elf I come across, in any game.
 
Heh, that video was funny.
Man-on-man action: Suggestive poses, non-revealing shots.
Man-on-woman action: Suggestive poses, non-revealing shots.
Woman-on-woman: OMG LOOK AT DEM MASSIVE BOOBS!
 
During a fireside chat, the player's Grey Warden character asks warrior elf Zevran, "Can you join me in my tent?"
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I'm pitching a tent right now - in my pants.
 
Are the sex scenes in-game this confusingly montage-like?
 
AJ Rimmer said:
Heh, that video was funny.
Man-on-man action: Suggestive poses, non-revealing shots.
Man-on-woman action: Suggestive poses, non-revealing shots.
Woman-on-woman: OMG LOOK AT DEM MASSIVE BOOBS!
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Your post made me laugh for like thirty seconds.
 
when are games going to push the envelope and have a masturbation feature...

X,X,X,X,X, hold y......X,X,X,X!
 
Wanted Bob said:
Ha, I laughed at the Dwarf one.
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Hahaha, me too.

NSFW probably. So ridiculous looking.

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That's not all that he braids.
 
Acepilotf14 said:
You're thinking of Metal Gear Solid 4.
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No no. You have to beat off this solid thing in front of you, and then you chuck it all in some guy's eyes after he's done talking about heroic muscle men or something. Oh yeah, there's a moustache there too.
 
kupocake said:
No no. You have to beat off this solid thing in front of you, and then you chuck it all in some guy's eyes after he's done talking about heroic muscle men or something. Oh yeah, there's a moustache there too.
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I never got that far.

But still that MGS4 part was just killer.
 
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