Do you sometimes wish you were Lt Dan?

[Mr-Fusion]

Legless army veteran living off government funds?

You call that a storm?

That's the life for me.

 

[Baal]

I think I like my legs too much sorry

They're good for kicking and such.

 

[CrazyHarij]

in my opinion it's among the worst things that could possibly happen

 

[Baal]

in my opinion it's among the worst things that could possibly happen

Yea, right behind losing your ability to see.

 

[Ennui]

I'd rather lose my legs than my hands, eyes, or ears... so it's not the worst IMO.

Lt. Dan is the man.

 

[CrazyHarij]

yeah, but it's up there. if i lost my ability to hear i'd kill myself right away

 

[AJ Rimmer]

There are perks to being crippled though. For one, society demands nothing of you, after demanding you surrender your legs that is. People accept if you just take up space, cause you're a hero for just hanging in there.

Pity is very overrated. Still, overall I'd rather be able to walk on my own, just cause I don't need the hastle.

 

[Steven]

I'd say none of you guys have gone into war, watched your friends die, thinking that you'll be next if you don't kill the other guys and not pussy out. It's so easy to knock shit off as nothing if you've never been through it.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

There are perks to being crippled though. For one, society demands nothing of you, after demanding you surrender your legs that is. People accept if you just take up space, cause you're a hero for just hanging in there.

Yes i totally agree.

Obviously it's better to be fully functional, but in the business world full of evil manipulative, bastard, asshole,sycophantic co-workers and bosses one sometimes wishes to be a cripple. To free themselves of this horrible, impure lifestyle.

One can only dream...

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Yes i totally agree.

Obviously it's better to be fully functional, but in the business world full of evil manipulative, bastard, asshole,sycophantic co-workers and bosses one sometimes wishes to be a cripple. To free themselves of this horrible, impure lifestyle.

One can only dream...

...I'm sorry I need confirmation on this one; Sarcasm? Y/N?

 

[<RJMC>]

I love that movie so much

 

[Baal]

I'll forever remember that movie as the one which robbed Shawshank from winning a single Academy Award.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'd rather lose my sight than my legs. Sometimes I almost think it could be kind of cool... although I know I won't be thinking that way if it actually happens.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I'd rather lose my sight than my legs. Sometimes I almost think it could be kind of cool... although I know I won't be thinking that way if it actually happens.

Why? Sure you would be able to run, but you wouldn't see where you were going!

 

[CrazyHarij]

Why? Sure you would be able to run, but you wouldn't see where you were going!

which is ****ing awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krhWjIcvrQw

 

[CptStern]

I'll forever remember that movie as the one which robbed Shawshank from winning a single Academy Award.

I really dont understand why so many people adore shawshank ...I mean it's good and all but it's not even in my top 25. imho forest gump was the better movie


btw Gary Sinise's rock band is called the Lieutenant Dan Band

 

[Beerdude26]

Luckily most of these legless/eyeless/handless problems are close to or have been fixed

Except for a penis prosthesis, although I have a few ideas :O

 

[Bad^Hat]

Why? Sure you would be able to run, but you wouldn't see where you were going!

Better to be able to go where you can't see, than to see it and (in many cases) not be able to go there. I guess... I didn't really think it through completely at time of posting.

Suffice to say I'm a drummer, and would very much like to hang onto all of my limbs . Easy enough to drum with your eyes closed... and it'd enhance my hearing aswell.

which is ****ing awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krhWjIcvrQw

Awesome indeed

 

[Krynn72]

It doesnt matter anyways. In 5-10 years from now you will be able to get bionic limbs. I may even have myself amputated just so i can have bionic ones instead!

 

[Stigmata]

God: "I've got magic fingers "
Me: "I have a laser cannon coming out of my chest."
God: "Well... shit, how much are those going for now?"

 

[Tyguy]

He got his legs back