Do you wash from top to bottom or bottom to top in the shower?

Do you wash from top to bottom or bottom to top in the shower?

  • From top to botom

    Votes: 65 77.4%
  • From bottom to top

    Votes: 8 9.5%
  • I don't shower

    Votes: 11 13.1%

  • Total voters
    84

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A Snapple cap triggered this question. So, I figured why not make it into a poll/thread. :rolleyes:

I, myself, wash from top to bottom in the shower. :E
 
Top to bottom, I clean my yambag last and hair 2nd to last, always do hair 3 times because I have so much.
 
if you go bottom to top....wait....why would you do it any other way?

-I pee in the shower too!
 
What If I do it in completly random orders everytime?
 
outpost233 said:
What If I do it in completly random orders everytime?
Then you do it in completely random orders everytime. :rolleyes:
 
outpost233 said:
But there wasn't a poll option for it!
Precisely. I didn't put that in the poll because I hadn't thought of it. If you have an option that is not in the poll, then don't vote. Sorry.
I put the most common choices in the poll.
 
:cheers: I wash body first, then my crotch, then my legs, then my ass, and lastly I wash shampoo- all this takes about 5-10 minutes.
 
Jeez, internet forums have really sunk to a new low. What's next? How often do you wank?

...oh well. No use in complaining.

Top to bottom. :P
 
KagePrototype said:
Jeez, internet forums have really sunk to a new low. What's next? How often do you wank?

well actually there was a thead, and it was deleated :D
 
Top to bottom...sit under hot water for a bit, then face, shampoo hair, condition hair, left arm (wrist to shoulder), right arm (shoulder to wrist), body, noots, legs, rinse conditioner. Never-fail routine :P
 
Holy crap, you mean you're supposed to wash yourself!? I just kinda lay there for five minutes then get out...
 
User Name said:
Precisely. I didn't put that in the poll because I hadn't thought of it. If you have an option that is not in the poll, then don't vote. Sorry.
I put the most common choices in the poll.

Haha! Just like Nader!
 
Bottom to top. Does it really matter how you wash yourself? As long as your clean then it's good enough to me.
 
Top to bottom...but I accidentily voted bottom to top :(
 
I find this thread more than a little disturbing.

EDIT: 2000 posts! Shuzer, I'm right behind ya.
 
First I wash my face, then my hair, then my feet and legs, then chest and arms and neck, then genitals... So backward forward upside down I guess
 
Top to bottom.

First my hair.. I'm working on dreadlocks so I need to clean and wash it as much as I can. Then I go a couple of times over my body, armpits, back, face, genitals and then my legs and voila - CleanHarij is born.
 
Depends who's in the shower with me ;)

OK... top to bottom :(
 
KagePrototype said:
Jeez, internet forums have really sunk to a new low. What's next? How often do you wank?

...oh well. No use in complaining.

Top to bottom. :P

What he said..
 
The only things I wash are my hair, face, and balls
 
Bottom to top. I think. It's one of those things that I really had to think about. When I was watching Babylon 5 and Mr Biscuit was asking people whether they zip up then button up or button up then zip up (when putting on some trousers), I had to actually get up and try it because I wanted to know.
 
CrazyHarij said:
First my hair.. I'm working on dreadlocks so I need to clean and wash it as much as I can.


I thought with dreads the idea was to *not* wash your hair?

And top to bottom. I also dry myself top to bottom, the same exact way each time.
 
DreamThrall said:
I thought with dreads the idea was to *not* wash your hair?

Not with your friendly neighbourhood residue soap, that is.
 
User Name said:
A Snapple cap triggered this question. So, I figured why not make it into a poll/thread. :rolleyes:

I, myself, wash from top to bottom in the shower. :E

I wash myself from top to bottom, and I can tell you why. If you start from the bottom, you'll end up with all sorts of things on your head, like shit and piss. It's true. You should always save those locations last.
 
I usually take an equal amount of time for everything. Course, after im through, I think the cleanest part of my body is my ass. :)

Nothing like it clean! :D
 
I havent taken a showe in years...i always bath..
 
Top to bottom, the other way around is just gross. I'm not washing my face with whatever just washed my feet/youknowwhat/ass.
 
Yea, but c'mon! Your in a shower, with water running (or in a tub, whichever the situation)...how could you be dirty?

Use a sponge, or those wierd bright-colored...thingy...sponges if your that nervous about it. But bodywashes and soaps, negate the gross effects of whatever is there.

But I guess it all winds down to confidence of the body...:D
 
i never shower. during the summertime i just go swimming in a pool twice a week maybe. soap not needed, chlorine does fine. and during colder times i take a bath like maybe once a week.

i could go for weeks without bathing or showering and no one that gets close to me can tell the difference in smell or visually. and i work out everyday on top of that. guess im blessed in a way. but then when i tell them, they go , OH MY GOD, DISGUSTING! ahhah people are funny.
 
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