Does spicy food cause a spicy hole?

[ShadowArmy]

The other night, I made the mistake of ordering a cheese-steak sub with jalapenos AND peppers. It was a bit too much for my tolerance to spices. But I finished it anyways. Well, this morning, I had to take a mean, steaming hot ****. I mean really, it felt so hot inside, I almost had to ask my mother to kiss it and make it better. Is there a connection between spicy foods and a flaming #2, or is that just the bodies way of saying "**** you, ***hole!"

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[Raziaar]

It's the capsaicin simply affecting you from another mucous membrane.

 

[Higlac]

Yes.



Getting the shits from blazin' wings is incredibly painful.

 

[hot564231]

Yes also, never put 6 birdeye chilli's into your curry, you'll be wetting the toilet paper and slapping it to your hole to fight the spice.

 

[Warped]

Well sounds like you should stick with green and banana peppers

Spoiler

Sometimes if you masturbate too hard you can pull your anus right through

 

[kineaesth]

You're all homosexuals.

 

[Ennui]

I think you mean homo***uals KA.

 

[kineaesth]

Actually, they're all just bad, bad, awful, terrible people.