Dog eats 28 golf balls.

My friend works at Veterinarian; he has told me some funny stories about dogs eating things. The best story he told me was about an owner (a single middle-age woman) whose dog was having stomach problems. So my friend took an X-Ray of the dog to see what the problem was. It turns out the dog and eaten a couple of thongs from the lady. I say that is worse than a dog eating 28 golf balls. :dork:
 
"I've had to buy her two footballs," said Wardrop. "She can't swallow them."
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Reminds me of one of my cockerspaniels the other night, the dumby was chewing on a lighter.. glad I caught her chewing on it, before she pierced it and perhaps swallowed butane
 
One Easter, when I was younger, my dog ate all the candy in my Easter basket, and my sisters, then she went and threw up all over my parents bed...while they slept in it. Later that year she tore apart some Christmas gifts, and one time, when we came home from the store, we saw our little puppy in the dining room, peeing all over the bills she had dragged out of the bill-box with this look on her face like "yeah take that, bastards". ;(
 
My dog ate a whole christmass turkey once, her stomach expanded like a ballon. she stank of turkey for 3 days :O
 
I've had to stop my dummy cat from eating tinsel tons of times.... The shinyness of it must be intoxicating!
 
qckbeam said:
One Easter, when I was younger, my dog ate all the candy in my Easter basket, and my sisters,
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*gasp* heh sorry, i know what you meant, it just looks funny
 
Haha...yeah it did seem rather worrying.

My cats havent eaten anything extreme really. But they do eat some strange stuff. They quite like rasins, cheese, mints, spiced food, chocolate, several different types of drink and hte dislike most cat food except the stuff we get (and we didnt even get it because we knew the liked it. I try not to feed them most of the stuff on that list though because its bad for them really...oh and they of course like sugar.
 
my dog ate a loaf a bread a block of cheese and two sticks of butter in the same day, my cat has eaten entire quarters of watermelons (just the pink watery stuff) :afro:
 
One of my cats has thrown up pretty much every night for the past week, and I've cleaned it every time. I swear it waits for everyone else to go to sleep, me being the last awake, then lets it rip. Bitch...
 
Bad^Hat said:
One of my cats has thrown up pretty much every night for the past week, and I've cleaned it every time. I swear it waits for everyone else to go to sleep, me being the last awake, then lets it rip. Bitch...
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I (my family, that is) have 7 cats, I feel your pain.. I hate it how it ALWAYS seems to be in the middle of the night too
 
Shuzer's actually a crazy old cat lady, pretending to be a 17 yr old male with a smaller number of cats. :)
 
My smaller cat (I have 2) likes to eat things that are supposed to be inedible. The only food-type item she eats is catfood and thats pretty much it.

she likes to eat: rubber bands, tinsel, string, plastic straw wrappers, small insects, paper, wood chips, cardboard, pretty much anything she can get in her mouth.

It's not like I'm a negligent pet owner, my cat just has a fascination with eating things and I can't watch her all the time.
 
...cats...I hate cats...

definate dog person here. :D
 
GhostValkyrie said:
Shuzer's actually a crazy old cat lady, pretending to be a 17 yr old male with a smaller number of cats. :)
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lol, problem being I have 7 dogs as well as 7 cats.. you lose :)
 
Shuzer said:
lol, problem being I have 7 dogs as well as 7 cats.. you lose :)
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I have two cats and two rats. The cats sit ontop of the rat cage and scare the shit out of them. The cats get yelled at. The cats throw up again :x
 
Bad^Hat said:
One of my cats has thrown up pretty much every night for the past week, and I've cleaned it every time. I swear it waits for everyone else to go to sleep, me being the last awake, then lets it rip. Bitch...
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I think we've pretty much taught our cats what to do and what not to do in the house. The either go outside or to the litter tray to be sick...and of course the other things.
 
2 of my cats live outside, and only return for food. The other lounges around inside all day, getting fatter and fatter...

We've tried to train our cats to make them do all their 'business' outside, but if they can't get outside for whatever reason (we have no catflap) they go inside. It's our fault really. One of them uses underneath our kitchen table as a bathroom, one uses the kitchen sink/next to the toilet, and the other does it anywhere.

There's nothing like waking up in the morning to find a nice fresh piece of cat turd in the kitchen sink, next to the dishes...
 
My cats eat:

Baked Beans
Chinese Take Out
Prawn Crackers
Crisps.
Butter from my toast plate.
Pepperoni
Cheese
Noodles
 
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