Dog head in a box.

Someone has been spending too much time with John Doe.
 
...


Id ****ing kill that sick **** if I found him. Thats not mean, its god damned perverted. Whoever the **** thinks its funny to do something like that is a person so deranged and screwed up that they should be hung.
 
you think she is going to make missing posters with just a body now?
 
Goddamnit Tyguy, quit making me smile over the decapitated puppy >_<

Bah, sick sick sick sick.
 
Someone has got the wrong idea of what fun means.

It's just a dog but still... goddamn :|
 
That's just sick. Theres some right ****ed up people in this world :|
 
D: Now that's just wrong. Dog's are like toddlers ffs! :flame:
She said, 'Grandma, it's my dog's head!'
That made me crack a smile though. Idk but this is just terrible.
 
Geeze, a "aaw thanks" wouldn't have gone a miss.
I shouted "Surprise!" and everything.
 
Aww, how cute, the sick twisted psycho also put Valentine's Day candy in the box. What a great person.
 
Only HL2.net could make me laugh hysterically after reading that. **** you Tyguy.

Whoever did that should have their intestines ripped out and fed to birds while they watch.
 
Thats not the way to get ahead in life
 
ok, im sorry...its not the right time to lose ones head....
 
ok, im sorry...its not the right time to lose ones head....

"News at 11..

Tonight the brutal beheading of one named only by a letter on his chest reading, 'Tyguy', was found today, but the heads location is still unknown...."
 
"He did it, Sarge!"
"That's right, recruit. Got that, ladies? Always watch the one who makes awful wisecracks after the crime - odds on he's the killer."
 
Guys we should head to the headquarters

Hahah hilarious. Head to the headquarters...hahah you know. Like using the word head hahahah. So funny
 
Guys we should head to the headquarters

Hahah hilarious. Head to the headquarters...hahah you know. Like using the word head hahahah. So funny

You used it TWICE.

You fkn win.
*bow*
 
Has anyone else noticed that this shattered little girl has already moved on.
She obviously didn't lose her head over the whole matter.
*ba boom chssssss*
 
Has anyone else noticed that this shattered little girl has already moved on.
She obviously didn't lose her head over the whole matter.
*ba boom chssssss*

That somewhat amusing remark was allready interpreted on post number 25, on page 2. By user ID Tyguy (section 22C; witty remarks, paragraph 32: retarded yet funny comments)
 
So i was headed outside one day to clear my head of all the troubled thoughts I had been having. Unfortunately at the same time, a young girl, maybe 11 years old was walking by, who looked at me and said I looked like a doo-doo head. I got pissed and grabbed her by the hair on her head starting yelling so loud I couldnt hear myself think in my own head. Shortly after, the girls father came running up and gave me a blind-sided punch to the side of my head. I got up off the ground and started arguing with him about his daughter. The argument came to a head when he called me a shit-head. I swore at him and laughed at his stupid daughter and said "at least my kids can have reeses's for breakfast!" "What? Candy for breakfast?!" the girls father exclaimed in shock. "Not candy, reeses's puff cereal!" I replied while pulling a bowl of reeses's puff cereal from my pocket. "Just one bite and my taste buds are lost in a sea of chocolaty flavor!!!" "Reeses's puff cereal. Its candy... For breakfast!"
 
Lol, wtf. ^^ Sugary as hell.

That reminds me of an episode from the IT Crowd;

Jen: What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Moss: Smarties cereal.
Jen: Oh please, I didn't even know they made Smarties cereal.
Moss: They don't, it's just smarties in a bowl with milk.
 
I don't know about you guys, but I sure would love to receive some head on my doorstep.
 
Id ****ing kill that sick **** if I found him. Thats not mean, its god damned perverted. Whoever the **** thinks its funny to do something like that is a person so deranged and screwed up that they should be hung.

Agreed. :| :cat:
 
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