Dog Shoots Man

[Shift]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20071030/twl-dog-shoots-man-on-hunting-trip-in-io-3fd0ae9_2.html

The Dog Order Is On the Rise! Flee For Your Lives!

 

[[Matt]]

Been done before on darwin awards! Maybe they're trying to tell us something?

Dog owner: "Wat'chya say boy? lil' timmy is trapped down the ol' mine shaft??"
Dog: (whimpers) "No you stupid moron... if you could understand what im trying to tell you i could explain to you that us dogs know the secret to life, the universe and everything!"
Dog owner: "What?!? And the mineshaft is quickly flooding??
Dog: "**** it..." *BANG*

 

[<RJMC>]

csi miami dude: looks like the bark of this dog...*puts glasses*...was worse that the bite
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*music kicks in*

 

[Raziaar]

csi miami dude: looks like the bark of this dog...*puts glasses*...was worse that the bite
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*music kicks in*

l o l

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

csi miami dude: looks like the bark of this dog...*puts glasses*...was worse that the bite
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*music kicks in*

I lol'd a bacon.

 

[Dog--]

Who'd I shoot now? I lose track of these things.

 

[Ennui]

The dogs will never win.

 

[French Ninja]

csi miami dude: looks like the bark of this dog...*puts glasses*...was worse that the bite
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*music kicks in*

I love you.

 

[ktimekiller]

el o el

 

[Azner]

csi miami dude: looks like the bark of this dog...*puts glasses*...was worse that the bite
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*music kicks in*

<3

 

[Bad^Hat]

Dear god. Let us hope they don't try to form an alliegance with the monkey kingdom in India.

csi miami dude: looks like the bark of this dog...*puts glasses*...was worse that the bite
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*music kicks in*

Contents: 30g self-raising WIN, 2g bicarbonate of WIN, artificial WIN colouring (34, 22, 17).

May contain trace amounts of WIN.

 

[Jintor]

Now that's comedy.

 

[Danimal]

Wasn't that funny.

*Tries to hide his roffling*

 

[Darkside55]

"Dog Shoots Man On Hunting Trip"

I know it was you, you damned dog...

(also, RJMC <3)

 

[Druckles]

I call for the death penalty!

*adds some rofls to everyone elses witty comments*

 

[Steven]

csi miami dude: looks like the bark of this dog...*puts glasses*...was worse that the bite
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*music kicks in*

55555

 

[<RJMC>]

James Harris, 37, was shot in the leg after one of his hunting dogs stepped on his gun.

He had put the shotgun on the ground in order to retrieve a pheasant that had just been shot.

Up to 120 birdshot pellets hit him in the left calf at short range, according to authorities in Iowa.

second csi in charge:so the dog knew how to use the weapon

"sexy" csi woman:but what would be the motive?

horatio: maybe this dog...*puts glasses* wasnt this man best friend
due in the background:YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1
second csi:!?
"sexy" csi:!?
dude int he background:....?

second: who the hell are you?!

dude: I am the screaming dude

"sexy":and why the fock you do that?!

horatio: is to add..*put glasses*...drama
dude:YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1

 

[Druckles]

Lol to second joke.

?? To third