Dogs are funny.

[hool10]

A thread devoted to dogs doing stupid shit :
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwlsCxY7vU[/YOUTUBE]
IMMA FIRIN MA ASJHDSJ! *Oh they don't have to be movies either. They can be stories too.

 

[The Monkey]

Yeah, dogs are stupid. That's why cats are winning the war.

 

[DannyC.]

I dunno how long this is gonna last...

 

[AKIRA]

animals in general are hilarious.

 

[bbson john]

Human in general are hilarious, in animal's eyes.

 

[theotherguy]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lf4h6Yebj8[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Uriel]

Yeah, dogs are stupid. That's why cats are winning the car.

I love cats, but no.

No no no no.
Dogs pwn all, even apes.

 

[Que-Ever]

I've never liked dogs much. I was at a ranch a week or so ago, and the dog there seemed to like me. It was kind of cute. It sat by me and it licked my face, and I let it for a while.

I found out a bit later that it liked to eat horse crap.



Damn dogs.

 

[Vegeta897]

I found out a bit later that it liked to eat horse crap.

You would have made great friends!

 

[DannyC.]

I own four of them, myself. Two border collies, a black lab, and an Australian shepherd.

Dogs may be pwnage enough to pwn apes, but nothing pwns.... the giant squid.

 

[Krynn72]

Never was a fan of dogs. Need way too much attention, smell bad unless you clean them, obnoxiously loud, and they get too big to play with. Of course, there are the small quippy kind, but they're lame.

Cats are much more to my liking. Quite independent for the most part, only smell bad after they shit, clean themselves, very quiet unless in a fight, and they're small enough to fit under the couch and do sneak attacks on your leg when you least expect it.

 

[Uriel]

Cats = little or no loyalty

And they carry more diseases.

And cat poop smells a lot worse that dog poop.

And cats are moody.

Most cats don't do tricks.

Cat's don't attract chicks like dogs do.

Most cats don't come running to the door when you get home because they're excited to see you.

Cats won't protect you if there's a burglar, attacker, etc.

You cannot walk a cat.

You cannot play Frisbee with a cat.

I have more cats than all of you. Last time I checked there was around 14, now we have more according to my sister.

But all of them combined don't match up to my dog

 

[Krynn72]

Loyalty: its an animal...

Diseases: Not if you take care of it.

Poop: Put its litter box in the garage or by the trash and you wont notice it. If its an outdoor cat then its not even an issue.

Moody: Better than being overly energetic all the time.

Chicks: My cat has gotten me some good stuff. Besides, girls who are really into dogs freak me out.

Running to door to see you: Precisely why I like cats.

Protection: How likely is this situation?

Walking: Actually you can, it just looks really weird. Plus cats dont need to be walked.

Games: Every cat ive owned will fight me and pull sneak attacks out of shadows or from behind furniture. Its like a constant battle where you never know where the next attack is coming from.

Number of cats: You have too many. Thats ****ing weird. Max number of cats anyone should have is two. Having one makes it more playful with you, having two makes them more playful with each other, having greater than that makes them pissy with everyone.

 

[co05]

If you own a cat from its infancy, then it'll be pretty loyal. My brother's cat only lets him hold him, paws at the door when he leaves and gets excited and shit when he comes home.

 

[Que-Ever]

You would have made great friends!

I don't eat horse crap ;(

 

[Krynn72]

I don't eat horse crap ;(

I think he was referring to the fact that you shit horse crap.