Dont shit your pants...the game

[mchammer75040]

Survival horror at its finest.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants#game_instructions

 

[StardogChampion]

"kick door" - the exertion causes you to shit your pants. GAME OVER.

 

[Sheepo]

lol

"Don't shit" immediately goes to "You shit your pants anyway"

 

[Naudian]

heh

 

[Emporius]

Simple, beat it already. YAY!

 

[Vegeta897]

Simple, beat it already. YAY!

Beating it is easy.

The goal, so I'm told, is to get all the achievements.

 

[Naudian]

I had to read the comments to figure it out how to open the door

 

[Sheepo]

I facepalmed when I figured it out. I'm still missing half of the achievements.

 

[Reginald]

Yeah, completed this the other day. I lol'd pretty hard at some of them.

Hint:

Spoiler

Rememeber you have pockets and think about what relieves the need to shit in real life.

 

[Direwolf]

Oh god, the Sep-poo-ku one is so easy if you're stupid enough to realize it.

 

[swan_song1973]

i lost

 

[Emporius]

Beat all the challenges

 

[ríomhaire]

I can't figure out how to get 6, 7 or 8! D=

 

[Deleted member 56031]

hmm...looks interesting, will check it out.

 

[Sheepo]

I can't figure out how to get 6, 7 or 8! D=

I can't figure out 6 or 7 but

Spoiler

type shit in opening screen

 

[Deleted member 56031]

I can't get 5,6,7 or final award (I assume that's get all of them though).

 

[Dax]

Holy Shit

 

[Kinslayer]

6 and 7 go together.

Take the pills then "fart lightly", then wait.

 

[hot564231]

Spoiler

type 'kill self'

 

[Qhartb]

They should've made it so you can close the door when you're sitting on the toilet. And if you do, you get eaten by a grue.

 

[mchammer75040]

Well of course, I mean what else happens when you lock yourself into a bathroom? You're really just askin for it.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Dammit i need no. 9


edit: Yea!! I am the SHIT KING!

 

[i am HOLLYWOOD]

got em all!

 

[[RE]Leon]

How do I get number 4?

 

[the cow says moo]

I'm a shit king!... is that a bad thing?

 

[Musk]

Someone do me a favor and just post all the ways to get them. I can't figure this crap out.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Spoiler

1. Type pull open door then type take pants off then sit on toilet then shit 2.Take off pants then shit 3.Just type shit after you start playing. 4.Pull door open then sit on toilet then shit 5. type kill 6&7 type check pants then type take pills and fart lightly 8. type shit before play

 

[Saturos]

Eat several helpings of burritos and chili, drink lots of laxative, and then several hours later once you start getting queasy, have someone slug you in the stomach with all their might, you shit you pants, game over.

 

[mechanicallizard]

i cant even open the damn door.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Yay I got them all