dont touch my dick n*gga!

[<RJMC>]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422..._witchcraft;_ylt=AmZ_W3YcPGADln0m2OLUa0Ss0NUE

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
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Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

*<RJMC> coverpants* oh shit it wont work!
D:

 

[[RE]Leon]

*gasp*

/thread

 

[SamuraiKenji]

D: D: D:

 

[Que-Ever]

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[Kula Meenur]

Oh my :|


fo' sho negra?

 

[Pesmerga]

I'll take three!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Reports of so-called penis

Only saw this initially and lol'd

 

[Teta_Bonita]

lol penis theft

 

[Raziaar]

WHICH ONE OF YOU SORCERERS SHRUNK MY PENIS?


I want to know. ;(

 

[Krynn72]

And who says religion isnt harmful?






It STEALS PENISES FOR ****S SAKE!

 

[Operational]

I'd like to see them try to steal my penis, I have counter-spells protecting it.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'd like to see them try to steal my penis, I have counter-spells protecting it.

Your penis is a trap? :O

 

[Raziaar]

Your penis is a trap? :O

Also known as a vagina.

 

[Saturos]

I'd like to see them try to steal my penis, I have counter-spells protecting it.

/Operational casts, "Reflectga" on his penis, thereby protecting all his comrades penises from black magic too. :|


On a side note, I wonder how bad it would hurt to have, "Flare" or "Meteor" casted on my penis?

I can see it in the news now, "Congo sorcerer casts Lv.5 death on another tribesman penis"

/cuts it off if the victims lv. is divisible by 5.

 

[Sulkdodds]

lol penis panic.

Also known as a vagina.

That is the best joke you have made in a while. And I'm not trying to disparage you; that's saying a lot.

 

[Irksome]

 

[Bad^Hat]

Also known as a vagina.

Beartrap vaginas: a real man's fetish.




Don't ask me where that just came from.

 

[highlander]

D: D: D:

n*gger stole my penis




i'll get my coat....

 

[The Monkey]

It's good that they shrink African penises so that there can be a fair competition.

 

[Azner]

Your penis is a trap? :O

I am loling so hard.

 

[Dan]

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Congo is not a country that currently exists. Kinshasa is located in The Democratic Republic of the Congo, which in turn is located in Central Africa, not West Africa. Bad geography kills this story's credibility.

 

[soulslicer]

How exactly does this happen? They drug you and yank it off or what? Or is it the good ol' chop chop? I wonder....

 

[The Monkey]

Congo is not a country that currently exists. Kinshasa is located in The Democratic Republic of the Congo, which in turn is located in Central Africa, not West Africa. Bad geography kills this story's credibility.

?

The term "Congo" can refer to two states: The Republic of the Congo and The Democratic Republic of the Congo

I'm assuming the article is talking about the latter.

 

[Dan]

?

The term "Congo" can refer to two states: The Republic of the Congo and The Democratic Republic of the Congo

I'm assuming the article is talking about the latter.

What is the question mark for? Was there something in my post that you did not understand?

 

[Operational]

Your penis is a trap? :O

You have no idea :naughty:

 

[nurizeko]

Get these men some hotties, that'll stop penis shrinkage.

 

[Que-Ever]

Hey nigga can I touch yo dick?

 

[Eejit]

There's a nigerian in my class who believes in voodoo. He's hilarious, comes out with the most random shit sometimes.

 

[<RJMC>]

There's a nigerian in my class who believes in voodoo. He's hilarious, comes out with the most random shit sometimes.

did he touched you?

 

[Eejit]

did he touched you?

Yeah, but it felt good.

He makes claims like, he can't accidentally come to harm because of a voodoo blessing. Obviously if you try to TEST this, he can be hurt but that's cheating. If he gets hit by a vehicle in the street or something he'll be fine.