DOS is boss (april fools)

[Asus]

http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,143819/article.html

Ahh DOS...
"Yet another benefit: DOS vastly simplifies the tedious and complicated process of installing and removing software, which in Windows tends to choke system resources. Whereas Windows programs frequently leave miscellaneous files and configuration settings strewn around your PC, nearly all DOS apps uninstall completely when you delete the program's directory, leaving your PC with the digital equivalent of a freshly vacuumed carpet."

The benchmarks agree.

 

[Raziaar]

LoL

 

[FieryGoose]

Hmm... Impressive benchmarks, I bet DOS just dominates every game to date. The speed of a super computer and the sleekness of a mac. Guaranteed.