Douche Off!

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

Too bad I actually knew a few guys in college that were serious tools like that.
 
That was surprisingly funny...

Luckily the amount of douches I run into on a day to day basis is very low.
 
As I thought, anyone with the name "Chad" is immediately a douche.
Well, there are some exceptions obviously, but I'VE YET TO FIND EVEN ONE.
 
I thought this was going to be a non toxic spray product to end all my pest problems.
 
I thought this was going to be a non toxic spray product to end all my pest problems.

I'm not sure why, but I lol'd more at this than at the video. sigged for lols
 
It hurts how truly synonymous Chad and douchery are :LOL:
 
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It reminds me of these tools too. I like polo shirts because we have to wear them to work, and honestly the more skin you show off at parties the more likely you'll get laid. you'll never see me in turquoise or pink though
 
you'll never see me in...pink
But pink is the manliest color of all. Girls look at guys who are wearing pink and they think, "I can open up to this guy, because he's gay."

But then you're like, "I'm not."

And they're like, "Goddamn you are so manly you are a heterosexual male who is comfortable with wearing pink please make me into a fetus factory."
 
But pink is the manliest color of all. Girls look at guys who are wearing pink and they think, "I can open up to this guy, because he's gay."

But then you're like, "I'm not."

And they're like, "Goddamn you are so manly you are a heterosexual male who is comfortable with wearing pink please make me into a fetus factory."

More like

"You wear Pink, you must be a douche. I like it when people act like dicks to me, lets do it!"
 
As do I.

Any Chads I know/knew were either douches or so socially awkward that they were unpleasant to be around.
 
But pink is the manliest color of all. Girls look at guys who are wearing pink and they think, "I can open up to this guy, because he's gay."

But then you're like, "I'm not."

And they're like, "Goddamn you are so manly you are a heterosexual male who is comfortable with wearing pink please make me into a fetus factory."

So, Darkside is a bro.



I knew there was a reason you were my nemesis.
 
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