Downfall of humanity

[Foxtrot]

Here is a co-worker of mine:

ILuVmUhBaBaY16: is zach @ home?
Foxtrot89764: no
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: wher is he?
Foxtrot89764: work
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: ta c a movie or is he working?
Foxtrot89764: working
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: oh
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: lol
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: wut r u doin?
Foxtrot89764: hmmm
Foxtrot89764: nothing
Foxtrot89764: *fyzzine*fo' shigitty*fugly*fo'rello*****able*
i luv Brooklyn Park fellaz...I LuV ChRiStOpHeR WrIgHt 9 mO. & CoUnTiN... Park Center BaBaY..."Wet t-shirt contests" wit Cherry Coke.
:+: If u hav luv 4 Jesus Christ den put dis sentence in ur profile :+:
Foxtrot89764: that..."paragraph"(?) is a crime against humanity
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: wtf>?
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: "Wet t-shirt contests" wit Cherry Coke.<<<deals wit ur brother
Foxtrot89764: huh?
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: he likes cherry coke white t-shit contests
Foxtrot89764: k....
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: lol
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: it was @ rachels
Foxtrot89764: what a waste of cherry coke...
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: lol
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: ur bro did it ta me
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: dat jerk
Foxtrot89764: ...
Foxtrot89764: dat?
Foxtrot89764: Do you type like that for attention? Or is it a mental deficiency?
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: **** u
Foxtrot89764: lol
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: its easiler ta type like dis
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: u wnt ur gurlfriendz sn?
Foxtrot89764: how in the hell is that easier? do you think of words being spelled like that?
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: SilverwareKlepto<< is elizabeth
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: w/e uno wut i mean
Foxtrot89764: bah, changing the subject
Foxtrot89764: I do, but it bothers me...I fear for your future Kristin
Foxtrot89764: lol
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: hahaa
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: did u no dat ur brother went wit white kristen
Foxtrot89764: huh?
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: did u no dat zach went wit kristen
Foxtrot89764: Sorry, I don't speak ebonics/street or whatever
ILuVmUhBaBaY16: **** u
Foxtrot89764: hahah
Foxtrot89764: I thought it was funny, but seriously what do you mean? I feel like asking you "went where"?
Foxtrot89764: figgity shiggiy fo shiggle?

 

[Neutrino]

Can't seem to read it as I only speak english.

Downfall of humanity

Sad, really.

 

[Foxtrot]

Can't seem to read it as I only speak english.

Sorry, I had trouble too.

 

[sublidieminal]

LMFAO, just say the word and I'll IM her ..

 

[Foxtrot]

LMFAO, just say the word and I'll IM her ..

Hahah if you want, she wont talk to me anymore.

 

[evil^milk]

goddamn.

 

[sublidieminal]

Hahaha, well I IMed her but she's away.
I jumped at the opportunity to change my profile to this:

Blonde Hair, Green Eyes!
6'2 and Ready to go Steady!

Remember fellas, its the inside that counts in a woman .

 

[Foxtrot]

Hahaha, well I IMed her but she's away.
I jumped at the opportunity to change my profile to this:

Blonde Hair, Green Eyes!
6'2 and Ready to go Steady!

Remember fellas, its the inside that counts in a woman .

Hahahaha, that is awesome.

 

[Ames]

*cough*

What? Your coworker? Whoa...:O

 

[Tr0n]

Foxtrot89764: figgity shiggiy fo shiggle?

I got a huge laugh out of that part....

 

[Icarus]

Man, I have to sift through that stuff daily...and that is one of the most extreme cases I've ever seen...I'm pretty sure this is a medical condition

 

[Neutrino]

Man, I have to sift through that stuff daily...and that is one of the most extreme cases I've ever seen...I'm pretty sure this is a medical condition

If only it had a cure.

 

[Reaktor4]

when people type dat and dis it makes them look particularly stupid

 

[Kangy]

If only it had a cure.

Sure it does.

Crowbar to the head. It's so simple! Just beat them around the head until they start making sense. I developed it myself, in a fit of rage.

 

[Icarus]

Sure it does.

Crowbar to the head. It's so simple! Just beat them around the head until they start making sense. I developed it myself, in a fit of rage.

I say we just take all the warning lables off stuff...let nature do the hard work

 

[The Dark Elf]

I give that girl my stupid child seal of approval

 

[Icarus]

I give that girl my stupid child seal of approval

Aww, I thought you said you'd never post your picture

 

[Danimal]

I hate those people that abbreviate all there words

On MSN:

Danimal: Hello
Person: Hey
Danimal: What's new?
Person: nvm wat u doong
Danimal: ?
Person: lolzz
Danimal: What the hell?
Person: u r gy
Danimal: Excuse me?
Person: u r xcused ^^
*Danimal blocked Person*

 

[oldagerocker]

rite, i is like wel fick i cant red ful english so i lik cut it down cuz i like cant read and if ppl writ propa english then i call them goffik and grundga cuz only dem ave inteligents, and i am like, well spesial and all my m8z tlk lik dis.

 

[Icarus]

rite, i is like wel fick i cant red ful english so i lik cut it down cuz i like cant read and if ppl writ propa english then i call them goffik and grundga cuz only dem ave inteligents, and i am like, well spesial and all my m8z tlk lik dis.

wow..that actually hurt to read...

 

[CrazyHarij]

People have no idea how this affects foreign internet-newbies, alot of swedes don't know "which" english to learn, so they learn this grey stinky blob english and sooner or later do the same thing to swedish. :|

 

[Icarus]

People have no idea how this affects foreign internet-newbies, alot of swedes don't know "which" english to learn, so they learn this grey stinky blob english and sooner or later do the same thing to swedish. :|

See, it's a virus...

 

[Spartan]

Can't seem to read it as I only speak english.



Sad, really.

Yeah, my knowledge of the Blzn{&tr/¤#terhuahhtgnnyey language is a little rusty as well.

 

[Raz]

Exterminating all people who type like this will undoubtedly aid our evolution greatly. Hell, we'd all be omnipotent tomorrow.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Can't seem to read it as I only speak english.



Sad, really.

Are you from Russia or is that just a typo in you Location.

That would mean you speak two languages