Dr. Freeman for President

[Patton]

 

[Ames]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/member.php?userid=1886

Yay!.......

 

[CyberSh33p]

**** that, CYBERSH33P '04!

 

[blahblahblah]

*sigh*

 

[Ikerous]

I think we'd all be better off if i was president..
I'm sure you all agrea.

 

[CyberSh33p]

*sigh*

I will never lose to that duck!

 

[blahblahblah]

I will never lose to that duck!

You better watch out, my duck is gaining votes everyday.

 

[Ames]

/me assassinates duck

AHA! :O

 

[Viperidae]

Notice how all publicised assassins have middle names? Lee Harvey Oswald?

Now we all know it's The Evil Thing. :O

 

[blahblahblah]

/me assassinates duck

AHA! :O

Ha, you merely assassinated his stunt double.

PS - my candidate isn't a duck, he's a mallard. :O

 

[Ames]

Ha, you merely assassinated his stunt double.

/me assassinates the real mallard

I strike again! :imu:

 

[blahblahblah]

/me assassinates the real mallard

I strike again! :imu:

You keep hitting the wrong target.

 

[qckbeam]

If I could make anyone president, it would be Joe Pesci.

 

[Ames]

You keep hitting the wrong target.

You know what...

/me kills every mallard in existence

 

[blahblahblah]

You know what...

/me kills every mallard in existence

I have a replacement until science can clone my mallard back to life. The Kiwi!

You can't assassinate him because you don't know if he is a fruit or a bird. :O

 

[qckbeam]

Dear blah, stop fooling yourself. I killed your candidate

 

[Ames]

I have a replacement until science can clone my mallard back to life. The Kiwi!

You can't assassinate him because you don't know if he is a fruit or a bird. :O

Crap...

Let's see what I can do....

AHA! Whoever's going to run for President ban cloning of mallards! :bounce:

I win.

 

[Ikerous]

If i could vote...
I'd have "*******"
As my write in...

 

[Patton]

Freeman.

 

[Ikerous]

Who the hell is this freeman everyone keeps talking about?

 

[qckbeam]

Who the hell is this freeman everyone keeps talking about?

He's that guy, you know.

 

[Ikerous]

Oooh, HIM
I dont like him.
He's a bastard.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

now now guys, i know ur all impressed with me, but i ain't interested in becoming prez :E

 

[Lil' Timmy]

TIMMY for KING of the PLACE!!!

when i assume power, free kitten hugs for everyone!* long live me!

hug!
and again!
last one!

!!! act now and receive a free "all your base" shoe-kitten !!!
all your base can belong to us only if you act now, RIGHT NOW!!!**





*fat kids and albinos are not eligible, hugs only valid in western south carolina, the kingdom of bhutan, and "old" europe
**offer is a lie.

 

[The Mullinator]

The hypnotoad for president...

http://myweb.cableone.net/keltoi/images/hypnotoad1.jpg

 

[qckbeam]

Vote for me and you'll get a free penis-machine in the mail, or whatever.

 

[Bad^Hat]

VOTE BAD HAT!!!*

Up with anarchism!
Down with nazism!

*Poos and wees.