Drinking Energy Drinks will produce this ....

[CptStern]

top view of tiolet

:O


<from shacknews comments>

I stood and just stared at it. It was this long strand of tissue and blood and the blood was spreading into the water. I was mortified. The first thing I thought (besides "ALIEN!!!") was "TUMOR!!!". Visions of prostate cancer roared through my head. Then without thought, or rather with sub-conscious thought, I grabbed my sack. I felt my balls. Left one, normal size and still ball-shaped. Right one, ditto. OK, I guess.

I looked back in the bowl and decided since I work at a hospital, I'll pick up my new little friend and go show him off to a nurse. I ran back to my cubicle, grabbed a plastic bag, ran back to the shitter, took a deep breath and plunged my hand into the now soupy bowl. The "strand" was still floating there. I hooked it with my finger and took it to the sink. I carefully rinsed the piss from it and put it into the bag. To the nurse I went.
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The next day, the nurse called me and explained that what I had given birth too was an accumulation of "product" that had been slowly lining my bladder.



They put me on a strict water intake program over the weekend which basically flushed me out. Ohhhh the items that I have pissed out over the past couple of days. Peeeee.....chunk.....peeee....chunk....peee...chunk....But now I'm fine.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1988418

funny mixed with equal parts of scary

 

[CyberPitz]

funny mixed with parts of disgusting/scarey/intriquing.

 

[Reginald]

I've just eaten. I feel really sick now.

 

[CyberPitz]

I've just eaten. I feel really sick now.

Don't worry, think of a happy place!

 

[Reginald]

Don't worry, think of a happy place!

I'm happiest on the toilet. D:

 

[CptStern]

have an energy drink to wash it all down :E

 

[Reginald]

have an energy drink to wash it all down :E

D:

 

[-Psy-]

Speechless D:

 

[Raziaar]

Peeeee.....chunk.....peeee....chunk....peee...chunk....But now I'm fine.

AHaHAHAHA... GROSS..

 

[Flyingdebris]

hmm, there were entire months that i spent in a caffiene fueled state of hyperactivity just to stay awake to complete college projects. This never happened to me though. But now I'll try not to do that again

 

[The Monkey]

DUde, look at the date, this is 4½ years old.

Still scary, though.

 

[CptStern]

heh no that's his join date ..this is the posting date:

Jul 31, 2006 12:58

 

[The Monkey]

heh no that's his join date ..this is the posting date:

Jul 31, 2006 12:58

Oh... I see. :imu:

 

[Asus]

Yummy...
I'm glad I only drink energy drinks at LANs. If I'm not drinking water, I'll stick to tea and cola.

 

[Absinthe]

...I am so ****ed.

 

[Selkcip]

Why did you feel the need to tell us this. You could have just said drinking energy drinks may have undesired results.

 

[Vegeta897]

Eek, can this be backed up by anything? How does he know it was the energy drink's fault?

 

[CptStern]

Why did you feel the need to tell us this. You could have just said drinking energy drinks may have undesired results.

oh but this is just much more fun :upstare:

lighten up, have an energy drink, enjoy life!

 

[Geogaddi]

As I read this I slurped a long piece of spaghetti into my mouth. No lie.

 

[CptStern]

was it asstastic? :O

 

[Geogaddi]

was it asstastic? :O

More like urethratastic.

 

[CptStern]

mmmmm urethras

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Solaris]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[DeusExMachina]

Energy drinks taste like shit anyway. This is just the guy's body telling him "You keep drinking that crap and I'll kill you."

 

[PvtRyan]

Energy drinks taste good... when mixed with booze.

Red vodka + Red Bull = win.

 

[CyberPitz]

Energy drinks taste good... when mixed with booze.

Red vodka + Red Bull = win.

Two Reds don't make a White.

 

[DietSoap]

:x

Hopefully it didn't hurt. :x

...I am so ****ed.

LOL! I understand, I love Sobe. I don't drink that many anymore, but this is still upsetting.

Any research or proof to link this incident? The fact that I've never heard of anything like this after years of people drinking these makes me think that guy has s***ty luck. Poor bastard.

 

[Hazar]

ahahhahahha

good thing I don't drink thoes

 

[Bad^Hat]

Heh, the only thing energy drinks are f*cking up are my teeth ^_^




... =/

 

[Cole]

I drink milk, water, and maybe 1 - 4 a month i'll have a soda usually sprite.

I actually drink to much milk. Although anytime I get wasted\drunk I can't have milk for 1 - 2 days. It just tastes awfull.

Plus do people honestly need energy drinks? Seriously, they don't taste that good and what do you need all that energy for? If your in a sport you should be eating something like pasta the day before.

 

[Azner]

D: is there a bleah emcotion? :bleah:

 

[Krynn72]

D: is there a bleah emcotion? :bleah:

:x

 

[Zeus]

Good thing I don't mess with energy drinks (at least not that much)....wouldn't want to have a piece of ...thing... coming out like that

 

[giant384]

guh whats with all these people bringing back old threads