Drunk Russian tank driver

It's funny how the Russian military claims he wasn't drunk.

Does that mean he's stone sober and yet his superior Russian military training caused this disastrous screwup?

Russia: When drunk they cannot drive tanks. When sober they cannot drive tanks.
 
In america, you drive tank, in Soviet Russia, Tank drives YOU
 
It's funny how the Russian military claims he wasn't drunk.

Does that mean he's stone sober and yet his superior Russian military training caused this disastrous screwup?

Russia: When drunk they cannot drive tanks. When sober they cannot drive tanks.

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Noone was drunk!
 
Haha, amazing.

Coming up next: drunken tank driver tries to order at a McDrive.
 
It's funny how the Russian military claims he wasn't drunk.

Does that mean he's stone sober and yet his superior Russian military training caused this disastrous screwup?

Russia: When drunk they cannot drive tanks. When sober they cannot drive tanks.

Maybe it was all a conspiracy to break the soldier who left the army's house because he left.

-_-

Dont worry, Im 14
 
Haha, funny Russians, whatever shenanigans will they get up to next?.


Oh well, at least its funny, unlike western military cock-ups. :LOL:
 
lmfao at the guy

"well a tank ran into my house.."
 
It's scary that they would probably sell their nukes for vodka.
 
so which is funnier:

the fact that he was drunk, or the fact that he went shopping with a tank?
 
Poor Russia. One of Putin's major selling points is that he doesn't drink. I remember reading an interview with his wife, and she said something like "I'm happy. He doesn't get drunk and beat me like all the other men."

Crazy Russians.
 
In case anyone's wondering -- It's not a tank in the conventional meaning of the word. It's an anti-aircraft tank called the Tunguska -

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