Mr.Reak
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Well, I don’t expect a lot of people here actually playing these games, but hell, I will give it a go.
In this game, you playing a Evil Dungeon Master, you need to build a dungeon, kill bunch of good for nothing heroes (some stupid elves and humans) and so on. But those games have a really dry (evil) sense of humor. Games are old, but here are bunch of screenshots anyway:
Dungeon Keeper 1 : http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/dungeonkeeper/screenindex.html
Dungeon Keeper 2: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/dungeonkeeper2/screenindex.html
Anyway, I just love how you can attract different monsters to your dungeon and most of them hate each other and will pick fights. Here is a example, fat ass demon (http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/screenshots/3/197183/dungeonk_screen003.jpg) hates skeletons, because skeletons make fun of him all the time. There also chicks in leather armor, who, when get bored, start to torture each other and you can hear their orgasmic voices spreading all over the dungeon.
Or what about slapping your imps to death? Or choke chickens? Nothing beats that! Oh, and if you get tired of your stupid monsters, put them into the jail or into the torture room, and see mother ****ers bleed! Haha, quite nothing like capturing your enemies (stupid good guys) heroes and putting them into torture chamber, so they will give out secrets and in the end will agree to become your slaves. Mwhahaha to that! But the best thing is a big ass Reaper, in the first game at least (here is a pic http://www.arstechnica.com/etc/games/3q99/dk2/hornytn.jpg ). That dude is VERY hard to summon, but he has a ego of diva! So easy to piss him up. If, for example, one of the imps (workers) runs into his room to fix the walls, Reaper will be SO pissed off, that he will go on the rampage, destroying your whole dungeon, killing all your monsters. So, best not to slap him
Oh, you also can control your monster from first view perspective, very fun to walk around and checking out your dungeon up close. But this is only game where you can an army of bunch of fat asses and destroy your enemy with them. Ahaha…
Recommend this game to any RTS fun, and to the people who choice gameplay over graphics.
Also, read Gamespot reviews for further information.
In this game, you playing a Evil Dungeon Master, you need to build a dungeon, kill bunch of good for nothing heroes (some stupid elves and humans) and so on. But those games have a really dry (evil) sense of humor. Games are old, but here are bunch of screenshots anyway:
Dungeon Keeper 1 : http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/dungeonkeeper/screenindex.html
Dungeon Keeper 2: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/dungeonkeeper2/screenindex.html
Anyway, I just love how you can attract different monsters to your dungeon and most of them hate each other and will pick fights. Here is a example, fat ass demon (http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/screenshots/3/197183/dungeonk_screen003.jpg) hates skeletons, because skeletons make fun of him all the time. There also chicks in leather armor, who, when get bored, start to torture each other and you can hear their orgasmic voices spreading all over the dungeon.
Or what about slapping your imps to death? Or choke chickens? Nothing beats that! Oh, and if you get tired of your stupid monsters, put them into the jail or into the torture room, and see mother ****ers bleed! Haha, quite nothing like capturing your enemies (stupid good guys) heroes and putting them into torture chamber, so they will give out secrets and in the end will agree to become your slaves. Mwhahaha to that! But the best thing is a big ass Reaper, in the first game at least (here is a pic http://www.arstechnica.com/etc/games/3q99/dk2/hornytn.jpg ). That dude is VERY hard to summon, but he has a ego of diva! So easy to piss him up. If, for example, one of the imps (workers) runs into his room to fix the walls, Reaper will be SO pissed off, that he will go on the rampage, destroying your whole dungeon, killing all your monsters. So, best not to slap him
Oh, you also can control your monster from first view perspective, very fun to walk around and checking out your dungeon up close. But this is only game where you can an army of bunch of fat asses and destroy your enemy with them. Ahaha…
Recommend this game to any RTS fun, and to the people who choice gameplay over graphics.
Also, read Gamespot reviews for further information.