East Coast vs West Coast!

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How come all the cool stuff happens in California and the entire west coast? You guys got:
  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger as a governor.
  2. Hot girls.
  3. Earthquakes.
  4. Warm water with an actual beach.
  5. Forest fires.
  6. Outdoor activities such as hiking....in the GRAND CANYON! :D
  7. Hollywood
  8. Bigger cities.
My main stick though other than those points is the media. All the stuff happens there like Hollywood. Most importantly though, you got Valve and a whole bunch of game conventions there including the companies themselves.

What does the east coast got?
  1. We got historical landmarks that are falling apart here.
  2. We got extremely hot, humid, Summers here.
  3. We got extremely cold Winters here.
  4. We have chowder and seafood.
  5. We got New York City, and it's just a city.
  6. The best sports teams.
  7. Maine and it's redneck states next to it with inbred girls.
  8. Beaches that are rocky, hard sand, and freezing water.

I really can't think of much to do in the east coast. When Valve said they are going on the road this Summer with L4D I was happy but they are staying in their general area really. We have a PCGamer convention in MA, but they only showed up for the San Francisco one. I'm actually going to plan out a 2 week vacation next year for the west coast. I plan to hit Valve, CA, then CO. The other thing I hate about the east coast is PA with the whole Hershey Land thing. There is nothing there except for a robotic ride and you never see any chocolate being made. At the end, you get a sample of chocolate where they put you to their store. There is nothing at all to do. Also they are crazy for the Amish and "Shoe Fly Pie":
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Doesn't that
sweet, gooey molasses
pie look great? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoofly_pie :upstare: East Coast rant thread!
 
Being an East Coast man myself, I'd have to go with East Coast!
 
East Coast nigga.

Seriously, though, there is not more hot girls on the west coast, it's the same number of hot girls east or west coast.. Why do you say more (or hotter) girls anyways?

Also I'm Canadian, so we only have lumberjacks, no rednecks or redneck states.
 
Kerry is the only place in Ireland with good beaches so I'll go for west.
 
Wow, pes, you actually posted a hot girl for once.
 
What!? Cover up! Conspiracy! Area 51! Moon... Landing... Aliens... god dammit...
 
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