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Dr. Nelly Lemon

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Witness my rise to power! Or if you'd rather not, that's okay too.

Long time lurker, first time poster. I joined because I'm intrigued about the storyline of the Half-Life series, and with a mini installment right around the corner (or so they say) I decided to join in order to flip my two cents into the suggestions box.

So, you say, tell us more about yourself, because we're dying to know every thing from your shoe size to your shampoo brand!

I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real lemon. I am anti abbreviations, pro vortigaunts, anti Bush and pro Shepherd. I'm sure your curious little socks will find out more about your celebrity of the day, but for now, I'll sign off. :rolleyes:
 
Welcome. This is generally a pretty cool place. Originally, I came here for Half-Life stuff, but I've found that there are a lot of intellectual discussions here as well.

And one question: Do they call you Dr. Worm?
 
Sounds like you'll fit in just fine :)

But just one question: why the paperclip? :|
 
JNightshade said:
But just one question: why the paperclip? :|
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How dare you! Clippy (a.k.a. Clippit) is my favorite annoying paperclip typing program helper/mascot ever! I know, those annoying paperclip typing program helpers/mascots are pretty commonplace these days, it was hard to choose just one! Also paperclips were invented in Norway, and I'm half-Norwegian. But that has very little to do with my odd obsession.

And nice catch on that one, M4d.
 
Ahh.. so now I know who is to blame for those *****s that try to flip my lid whenver I'm writing a paper!
 
um..... you're a lemon?


Please report to gas chamber 5 for processing. :E
 
Shut up numbers you ****ing fascist. There's a ****ing line drawn and you've just ****ing crossed it, you nazi. You're a ****ing fascist no matter what the **** anybody says, however much you try to deny it it's right there on your ****ing perfect ayrian face, right ****ing there in your blue eyes glittering like moonlight on a long knife, and you can't ****ing hide it no matter how much you dress it up as protecting the ****ing nation or national ****ing pride of social ****ing darwinism or whatever bullshit you try to get us to ****ing swallow for your ****ing nazi scat fetish films. You never stop and I'm sick of your ****ing bullshit all the ****ing time. You need to get the **** off this forum right now before I ****ing goat the ****ing japanese to make an alliannce with you and attack the ****ing white house so you get the ****ing mericans on your ass and trying to **** you up all the way back to ****ing nazi-land or wherever the **** you ****ing crawled from. You think you're safe; you think you're okay, the whole thing is going your ****ing way but then BLAM russian ****ing winter right up your ass, BLAM, invasion of normandy and you're ****ed, no matter how much you try to micromanage. You've cracked, numbers; I can see it now, five ****ing years from now to be precise you're huddled in your bunker spitting and swearing and giving orders to forces and armies that don't even ****ing exist anymore because I ordered ten mustangs from the USS Jimminy Cricket to bomb the **** out of them and then moved in the 923201st to mop up the remains then I blew them up with ****ing mortar fire then I drove over them with ****ing half-tracks then I sent these streams of ****ing sherman tanks down your ****ing country roads, flattening all your farmhouses, your fences, your ****ing lame-ass tank traps and barricades and there you are, going insane, drowning in your own ****ing bullshit. You might as well kill yourself right now because sure as hell if you don't now you'll do it when I'm knocking on your ****ing doorstop with a size-15 freudian penis artillery battery and like 80 hundred B-fifty-****ing twos.

**** off back to the eagle's nest fritz.
 
Sulks, you've been ranting a lot in the newbie threads lately. Is there something you want to talk about? You're... not trying to scare them away are you?
 
I DON'T NEED YOUR HUGS FOR MY HIP-HOP WILL ROCK AND SHOCK THE NATION LIKE THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION! :shh:
 
my.php
 
Ok, then, I'm not gonna go invade poland.


Wheres Brighton, UK?
 
Why thank you. I actually did need help. :P


Would you like to go with the invading force, too?
 
Why sure, sounds like a nice little war. I'll bring my sharp stick and my elbow/knee pads so I don't fall and get a boo-boo!
 
Um... ok.....


You can go in the front then. We'll just paradrop you right on top. :)
 
15357 said:
Um... ok.....


You can go in the front then. We'll just paradrop you right on top. :)
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10-4 on that one general! I'll bring the band-aids and cream for our brave soldiers!
 
Dr. Nelly Lemon said:
10-4 on that one general! I'll bring the band-aids and cream for our brave soldiers!
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Excellent.

Wait, Sulky has half-tracks? never knew.

*waits for Sulkdodds to surrender/surrender completely/do something else*
 
Numbers said:
*waits for Sulkdodds to surrender/surrender completely/do something else*
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*Nukes numbers into surrender*

GTFO.
 
*Steps on Sulky's face with Iron Boots of Fascism (TM)*
 
Right, with the Iron Boots of Fascism that just got vaproised by thermonuclear warheads as did your legs. GG goebels.
 
They make them very strong these days, don't they?
 
Ok, stop. I know its hard to supress dislike for numbers but lets not infest the forum with it.
 
I suspect Sulkdodds to be a bolshevikic communistic slavic gay jewish union worker. I would say "Throw his in the gas chambers", but the zionist forces on this forum are stopping me.
 
I feel so popular with so many people saying hi, even Sulkdodds and Samon!

And 15357: Do you mean they make the boots strong, or your legs? :p
 
The Monkey said:
I suspect Sulkdodds to be a bolshevikic communistic slavic gay jewish union worker. I would say "Throw his in the gas chambers", but the zionist forces on this forum are stopping me.
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This is the Zion Forum Force (ZFF) : Don't even think about it.
 
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