Emo-age: I have chapped lips

[Core407]

What do you guys recommend for chapped lips and is there an alternative thats a one use thing?

 

[CyberPitz]

 

[Core407]

Is there something that's more lasting? I don't want to keep applying this stuff every couple of minutes.

 

[<RJMC>]

why not the tipical emo solution: suicide

 

[Ennui]

chapstick dude

 

[Core407]

chapstick dude

Where does this "chapstick dude" live and how can I meet him?

 

[Beerdude26]

Where does this "chapstick dude" live and how can I meet him?

tibet

 

[Raziaar]

Is there something that's more lasting? I don't want to keep applying this stuff every couple of minutes.

Every couple minutes? What the hell are you DOING?

You could always get your lips surgically installed with moisturizer injectors. You might look a little funny though.

 

[Steven]

 

[Jintor]

Lip balm is all you need.

Water is good too.

 

[Beerdude26]

Water is good too.

Noooo water is bad You need to keep your lips moisturized for a long period of time, and water will dry up in a few minutes.

 

[JFry]

I find a little virgin's blood always keeps me moist.

 

[Adabiviak]

Don't put the water on your lips, drink it. :angel:

 

[highlander]

Just lick your lips

 

[CyberPitz]

Chapped lips is one of the signs of dehydration! D:

 

[Que-Ever]

jiff

That is awesome.

 

[Baal]

Just lick your lips

And watch the pain ensue.

 

[ZeeM]

I head semen helps.

 

[StardogChampion]

Drink water. It'll fix your acne face too.

 

[Core407]

Drink water. It'll fix your acne face too.

How did you know?! :frown:

 

[repiV]

I didn't know chapped lips were caused by dehydration. Thanks for that.

 

[CyberPitz]

I didn't know chapped lips were caused by dehydration. Thanks for that.

Yeah, my dad is full of freaking random knowledge, so I learn a bunch of facts most people don't know...

Sometimes it's no fun.

 

[repiV]

Yeah, my dad is full of freaking random knowledge, so I learn a bunch of facts most people don't know...

Sometimes it's no fun.

Haha, reminds me of my supervisor at work. He tells all these random stories that go on and on and on and have no point about politicians, government and the IRA. It's quite funny, but sometimes there's nothing to say other than "cool".
Also, his trademark phrase.... "I'm not a communist, but..."
Ahh, only there for one more day. Then I'm onto bigger and better things.

 

[Rim-Fire]

Vasiline is the most releaving but you end up with your lips even drier!
D: