END:DAY - Possible apocalyptic scenarios

[barbarbarbarbar]

A show by the BBC depicting what might cause the setback or destruction of mankind.I think everything but the particle acceleration catastrophe is possible.

Part one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63P0Dsg6wRI

Part two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjuo-IKCs3g&feature=related

Part three

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVKKKEK9uCo&feature=related

Part four

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA3jfc7B0-k

Part five

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypN5wvYnZBU&feature=related

Part six

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMNdjuOizao&feature=related


Thoughts?

 

[Sloth]

Very interesting, liked the massive virus one the most...

 

[Lobster]

The effects are a bit hit and miss but I like the use of News footage and the groundhog day idea is kinda funny to.

Its easy to dismiss alot of these ideas, but its interesting to imagine the way the world would really deal with an impending disaster of that scale, would the news just carry on reporting to the end?

btw The last one kinda looked like the super portal in Episode 2!

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

would the news just carry on reporting to the end?

I don't thinks so . I think that they would just broadcast a message saying what to do if you are ... whatever the scenario is . I like the dramatization but i agree , the effects could have been better.

 

[jverne]

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lame...but entertaining

edit: you know what really pisses me off...the guy's going to business as usual while a ****ing meteor is gonna sterilize the planet and he doesn't seem one bit concerned.

edit #2: ok...i'm really ****ing enraged...the attempt to change the meteor's orbit failed and it is now like just like a few inches above his balls, but he gets pissed about his flight to work being canceled. he's either the most courageous man in the world or a super geek that only cares about his work, everything else can just vaporize for all he cares.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

edit: you know what really pisses me off...the guy's going to business as usual while a ****ing meteor is gonna sterilize the planet and he doesn't seem one bit concerned.

He was far away from Berlin so he didn't have any reason to worry i guess

 

[Sheepo]

Possible apocylaptic scenario: barbar says something intelligent

I kid.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Possible apocylaptic scenario: barbar says something intelligent

I kid.

I warn you , i know some pretty heavy stuff and i',m not afraid to say it !

 

[Sheepo]

You don't have the balls.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

You don't have the balls.

Oh yeah ?

 

[Sheepo]

Um, yeah. Is this going anywhere? Because this definitely just seems like you're stalling until you grow THE BALLS.

 

[jverne]

wife: hi honey
wife: have you heard of the virus that is killing all around the world and how the army has taken control of the streets
dude: shit...my flight has just been canceled, now i'm never going to get to work *cough*
wife: are you ok honey?
dude: yeah, this annoying bubonic plague is making me a bit irritated. man, i so have to get to work.


edit:

speaker on the plane: this plane has been quarantined, please remain in your seats while the hazmat teams arrive
dude: ufff...my boss is gonna be so pissed

 

[jverne]

tv announcer: the united states of america has just been covered in magma with an average surface temperature of 1000 degrees celsius
dude: ****...i forgot my shorts.
air attendee: the flight to new york has been redirected due to the leveling of the city
dude: nooo...i'm surely getting fired now!





*dude finally gets to work*

boss: where the **** have you been, you're late!
dude: sorry boss...first this annoying tsunami flattened the east coast, then some lame meteorites punched a hole trough the planet...then, then...oh yes...i got the plague but just managed to shook it off but this ****ing volcano just had to ruin everything.
boss: ok, stop messing around get to work on the particle accelerator
dude: i'll be right on it

scientist: where have you been dude
dude: mah... got into some minor trouble
dude: ok, enough talking let's get to work. start the gravitonic impulse stream
scientist: it's on
dude: fire the plasma particle injector
scientist: plasma injected
dude: keep it steady
scientist: sir something's wrong...the gravitational field is getting over the security limit
dude: don't worry it's just a glitch
*BOOOMM....A GIANT BLACK HOLE APPEARS*
dude: mother****er...this just isn't my day!

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Um, yeah. Is this going anywhere? Because this definitely just seems like you're stalling until you grow THE BALLS.

You asked for it !


TEH JOOS DID 9/11

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

dude: mother****er...this just isn't my day!

...i better just do it all over again...

 

[Eejit]

Someone's asking for ignore list. Sigh.