Ever Peed in the car?

[Kmack]

anyone guilty? long car trip, stuck in traffic, drank 3 gas station coffees and now you gotta whiz? only thing around is an old poland springs bottle you hope you can aim for?

 

[Insano]

No dude, never.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Nope, i was potty trained at a young age. Need a piss? No toilets? nifty stop in the hedges somewhere. Sorted. No need to ammonify your car heh.

 

[Solaris]

On a school trip while sailing, I needed the toilet more so than ever before, they were 6 of us on the boat, all students. It was a rowing boat and we were like kilometer from land, I needed a pee so badly I was considering 'falling' over board. I then just did it over the side instead.

 

[craig]

Nope, but I pee in the shower often. :$

 

[Insano]

Who doesn't :naughty:

 

[Ennui]

dude i have never peed in a car. wtf. pull the **** over and let go into a bush

 

[CyberPitz]

here are many bushes/gas stations...

 

[ComradeBadger]

The world is your urinal !

 

[Absinthe]

Yeap. Good shit. When the bottle is all warm from the urine inside, I like to slap it up against my brother's face and freak him out.

You have not truly lived life until you've done so.

 

[baron insig]

wooo!

like **** i do, who do u take me for, i personally have to spend time in that car, ill piss on somones front door before i do that.

 

[Raziaar]

Actually, I said no, but I forgot, a long long time ago... when my family travels from alaska to United states every other year, we used to do that. To make good time, you'd just use the bottle! Very gross... but hey... beats stopping to use a disgusting public restroom and wasting precious time. LOL. Of course though, we travelled in a sunraider(kind of like a mini rv.

 

[bvasgm]

I always just pull over and go behind a bush.

 

[Raziaar]

I always just pull over and go behind a bush.

Yeah, did that too... particularily when it was time to eat lunch. Heh. Always jugs of water on hand for those long travelling trips to brush teeth and wash hands, too.

 

[^Ben]

Yeap. Good shit. When the bottle is all warm from the urine inside, I like to slap it up against my brother's face and freak him out.

You have not truly lived life until you've done so.

EL-OH-ELL

 

[Kmack]

hmm, im surprised, pulling off the highway, then running into the bushes when you can just pee in a bottle? frankly i trust my aim enough not to spritz the inside of the windshield, and when you are driving in oh say....maine there is an exit about ever hour and a half (no joke)

 

[SimonomiS]

Sig's too long.

And I'm a real man, I pee into my own mouth and recycle it.

 

[Raziaar]

Sig's too long.

And I'm a real man, I pee into my own mouth and recycle it.

LOL. Funny.:rolling:

 

[Sulkdodds]

Ever shat in a plane seat?

Ever eaten your own vomit?

Ever masturbated on the train?

Ever pissed in the gutter?

Ever accidentally drank piss?

Ever eaten yellow snow?

Ever smelt your own crotch after two weeks of not washing and literally puked all over your own balls?




....what, really?

 

[A True Canadian]

I thought sitting down helps to lessen the urge to urinate because your body isn't in motion. I've never urinated in the car because I've been trained not to do it. My mom always told me to go before a car ride, and that's what I always do.

I think the chances of you vomitting during a car ride are significantly higher than urinating.

 

[Pesmerga]

whats a pee

 

[Raziaar]

whats a pee

 

[MiccyNarc]

No. Why?
These:

exist for a reason.

 

[Raziaar]

I prefer pissing on these.

Adds that extra something for those potheads.

 

[who]

mmmmm ganja, i would smoke those even if they had been peed on

ive never managed to pee while driving :s it proves difficult, the only bottles that will take "it" are the oasis ones, unfortunatly they cant hold much pee :s

so i have tried, started to fail and pulled over, and then ive succeeded, and still had to pull over, lifes a bitch

 

[Raziaar]

mmmmm ganja, i would smoke those even if they had been peed on

ive never managed to pee while driving :s it proves difficult, the only bottles that will take "it" are the oasis ones, unfortunatly they cant hold much pee :s

so i have tried, started to fail and pulled over, and then ive succeeded, and still had to pull over, lifes a bitch

What'd you do... see this thread and say to yourself...

"DAMN! I *HAVE* to try that! Gonna grab my keys and go out right now, after chugging this huge two litre bottle of water!"

 

[houndeye]

Only accidently.

 

[Kamikazie]

not on purpose...had to clean it up though.



just kiddin with you guys , but i seriously have. i was on a road trip and i had to piss like a race horse, the driver wouldnt pull over (cant remember who was driving) so they told me to piss in a bottle, but the only thing that was empty was a damn pepsi can...no i did not use the can, i took the water bottler from the person that was sitting next to me.

 

[Chris D]

There are some strange people in this world. And even stranger people in this thread...

 

[specialmax]

peed in a cup...

Mah bro almost drank it!

I masturbated in class...

 

[Puzzlemaker]

I peed in a coffee cup from like starbucks. It had a lid on it. My dad apsentmindedly reached over and took a big gulp.

He sprayed pee ALL OVER the windshield and dashboard.

Funny stuff.

 

[Duz]

I've done a pee in a video store, but it's ok, it was only the Sega section.

 

[Greatgat]

I've never peed on a car, no. I've puked in a car. Does that count? Or should I settle for the silver?

 

[xLostx]

^^ yeah same, my friend wasn't too pleased. my friend puked out of my window and it was like all along the side of my car, super gross but funny especially the night we had

 

[WacK]

Eww.. no man!

 

[Raziaar]

Only real men admit they've done it! All others are too ashamed to say so.

 

[SimonomiS]

Only real men admit they've done it! All others are too ashamed to say so.

Real men hold it in despite it bursting their bladder. Whats a bladder? I can live on without it, I'm just that tough.