Ever Wonder How Long You'll Live?

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I drove to school today on a motorcycle stoned...
I'm surprised i havent killed myself yet

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If it asks hairy nipples, does that mean hair close to the nipple or actually ON the aeriola?
 
Ill die on Saturday, August 4th 2063
At the tender age of 75 years old.
 
Tuesday, March 14th 2092

I wonder who took the test before me.

edit:

Sunday, February 29th 2128
At the ripe old age of 117 years old.
 
Have sex?
Have team sex?
Who choose that?
Tuesday, April 9th 2058
At the ripe old age of 78 years old.
But I'm 12 !!!!!
 
i dod another one for fun and scored that i'd die two days from now.
 
ill die at age 84 August 6, probably of putting fireworks in my mouth and trying to spit them out before they go off
 
this is all bs........ we could all change our eating habits and live longer. who agrees with me. this test proves nothing. your just having fun with it that's all.
 
Darkknighttt said:
this is all bs........ we could all change our eating habits and live longer. who agrees with me. this test proves nothing. your just having fun with it that's all.
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Um.. no duh?
Its not a serious test..

You expect tests that ask if you have group sex to be reliable? XD
 
um, this is very disturbing.........................

;(
 
Mine said 94 years old, and biggest chance of death is parachute not working. Bump.... :hmph:
 
god, i'm gonna die from alien abduction!!!!!!!!11!!1

oh noes.

why would the aliens abduct a person thats 83? on a saturday???
 
FireCrack said:
i dod another one for fun and scored that i'd die two days from now.
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I beat you, i took it for fun and it said i was to die today from a contagious disease =X

And for the searious on it said i would die thursday december 20th 2046 at the tender age of 60 years old. I really never want to get any older than that.
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Saturday, December 26th 2048
At the tender age of 60 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Cancer (4%)
Heart Attack (2%)

I don't drink that much :(
 
Sunday, October 12th 2070
At the ripe old age of 80 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Cancer (10%)
Drowning (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
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;(

another 65 years before i get to go to heaven? :(
 
Monday, June 18th 2057
At the tender age of 68 years old.

Man, that was quite short :p
I'll die of cancer?! :( I was expecting something more like a nuclear blast :|
 
nutcrackr said:
haha great test
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okay... so i can expect to live to twenty now?

*kicks creator of DeathTest* that'll teach you to play with MY life
 
Wednesday, February 16th 2061
At the tender age of 70 years old.

Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (3%)
Third Degree Burns (2%)
Homicide (2%)

I made up the hieght.
 
well my life of drugs booze women and fast cars should send me flying into an early grave SEE YOU IN HELL BIT*HES!

edit: It says im gonna die when im 50...too much pot 15% of cancer lol
 
Thursday, January 27th 2061
At the tender age of 72 years old.

Drowning (7%)
Alien Abduction (2%)
Homicide (2%)
 
Thursday, March 17th 2005
At the tender age of 5 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (100%)
Cancer (45%)
Horrible Accident (23%)
Alcoholism (23%)
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w00t! i love doing these things a second time :D
 
Wow, Wednesday, May 24th 2045
At the tender age of 59 years old.
Alcoholism (12%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Cancer (10%)
Drug Overdose (5%)

It's like looking into the eye of the witch in Big Fish ......ok, maybe not.
 
"Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?"
I love the questions in SparkNotes' questionnaires - they're hilarious :D

"And 12643 people claim to have leprosy."
Genius. A very intelligent friend of mine didn't know leprosy was a genuine disease until she was 20.

"Monday, November 2nd 2048 At the tender age of 63 years old." Apparently. Good-oh.
 
April 9th 2059 or something at age 69 :naughty:
 
Saturday, August 29th 2065
At the tender age of 76 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (3%)
Alien Abduction (3%)
Cancer (2%)
 
You live a boring life, you live a long time.

Screw it I'm gonna have my fun and die tommorow.

Smash some stuff I dont like, jack a car, massive police chase, then I'm gonna drive of a cliff making the biggest explosion possible.
 
Monday, December 22nd 2059
At the tender age of 74 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cancer (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (7%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (5%)


...so I'll die just before Christmas, possibly by cleaning a rifle. :D
 
Shodan said:
You live a boring life, you live a long time
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I can't remember it exactly, but it's a Spiritualized lyric:
"If I could add some years to my life, I would rather add some life to my years."
Fantastic.
 
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