Extract from the London Evening Standard

[Harryz]

"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge.

Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Highgate, North London. Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, Was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind. "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of Finchley Road, Highgate, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."

Thats sick and hilarious.

 

[clarky003]

eww, lol, a gay dog.

 

[who]

so the guy became a bitch before he even got to prison,
quite an achievement.

 

[Shippi]

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[Teta_Bonita]

...his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him...

staffordshire bull terrier:

ouch.

 

[Harryz]

I never knew Terrier's were 5-legged creatures.

 

[Laivasse]

Wow...pretty sick, but...

TWELVE MONTHS IN JAIL??! Exactly who's the victim in this heinous crime? Admittedly it can't be a nice thing to see, but a year in prison for making people blush seems way over the top. Just fine him and keep him away from animals forever.

 

[Chrysalid]

LOL. That's all I can comment on this.

 

[The Mullinator]

Wow... Strangest story of the day I think. Although I think a year in jail is way too much for something like that. His time in prison will probably be even worse than it is for most people once other prisoners find out why hes in there.

 

[Beerdude26]

Wow... Strangest story of the day I think. Although I think a year in jail is way too much for something like that. His time in prison will probably be even worse than it is for most people once other prisoners find out why hes in there.

So? Once you go black, you never go back :smoking: (If the dog was black )

 

[Dekstar]

Where was comradebadger that night? I hope not getting drunk at a fancy dress party dressed as a bull-Terrier...

:x

 

[xLostx]

omg lol that's hilarious

 

[DEATH eVADER]

so the guy became a bitch before he even got to prison,
quite an achievement.

LOL, funniest reply ever!

 

[The Mullinator]

Where was comradebadger that night? I hope not getting drunk at a fancy dress party dressed as a bull-Terrier...

:x

rofl! I just noticed the dog was named Badger as well.

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Wow. that drunk guy was lucky he was near a road instead of near a farm

 

[ComradeBadger]

rofl! I just noticed the dog was named Badger as well.

I don't do fancy dress.. or men for that matter

 

[Harryz]

I don't do fancy dress.. or men for that matter

Dammit, made a typo, the guys name was badger and the dogs name Martin Hoyle. Yeah, ahem.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.

12 months is crazeh though.